GroyperOfTheGreatLakes

Very brazen, very biased.

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[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@lowcortisol @pearlythingz could never pull a chad like this, her womb will be barren despite "doing everything right" in modern feminist standards...if only she tried to be attractive.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@naggingnacyxx @pearlythingz Say that to the thousands of families spending thousands on IVF. The majority of women who miscarry don't post it online. It's reckless and selfish to delay childrearing. Who's the loyalty to when you waste the most fertile years on being a boss babe? Sounds like a dead morality.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@naggingnacyxx @pearlythingz The US life expectancy has only gone down and is now just 77, making 38 middle aged instead of 40. Besides that 35 is still a high risk geriatric pregnancy. Old isn't elderly, it just isn't young. Morality is quite frankly besides the point.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz Peacocking about diet & exercise isn't the pull you think. Eat in a caloric deficit & train to juxtapose your manly physique. Men want to see homemade meals from women, not meal prep. This functional gender dysphoria of yours is a turn off for men. You need to focus on feminity.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz That's the first step! With that new downtime you can focus on your looks in other ways like adding volume to your hair, enhancing your make up skills, and find clothes to bring your unique figure. These steps will surely help you to become a man's wife and not a boss babe.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz But what about women at 30? Khloé is at least a mother, while you dear Pearl are old, unmarried, and childless! Such a pity. But how far a little care could go: some extensions for volume and bangs, overdraw your cupids bow, a lower belphamy. You could be so pretty AND married!

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz Pearl, you're almost 30. Give up the boss babe act, you're old. Get married. Focus on your looks; get a stylist for your manly shape, get extensions for volume and bangs, learn how to do makeup and overdraw your Cupid's bow, get a lower belphamy for your under eyes.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz Looks like women love being boss babes, much like yourself. It's time to find a husband, Pearl, you're old: get offline, get a stylist, get extensions for volume and bangs, overdraw your Cupid's bow, get a lower belphamy for your under eyes.

Pray for her🙏🏼

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz If you're really ready to move on with your life, get offline and get married. You're old. You just need to put in effort: get a stylist, get extensions for volume and bangs, overdraw your Cupid's bow, get a lower belphamy for your under eyes... You are unmarried and OLD!

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz Be the exception- not the rule. You're unmarried and old.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz Get married, quit your job, and master those pancakes! Don't let men replace you in the home with better baking skills! You're unmarried and old, it's time to prioritize! Enhance your looks: get a stylist, volumize hair and bangs, overdraw your Cupid's bow, get a lower belphamy.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz C. S. Lewis said "The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only and that is to support the ultimate career."
Dear Pearl, you're unmarried and old: get extensions for volume and bangs, overdraw your Cupid's bow, get a lower belphamy. Move on.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz But at least she has marriage offers. Dear Pearl, get a stylist, get extensions for volume and bangs, learn how to do makeup and overdraw your Cupid's bow, you could get a lower belphamy for your under eyes... You are unmarried and OLD!

Pray for her🙏🏼

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz Let me be your marriage coach! Get a stylist, get extensions for volume and bangs, learn how to do makeup and overdraw your Cupid's bow, you could get a lower belphamy for your under eyes... You are unmarried and OLD!
(you could use the tape too)
Pray for her🙏🏼

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz This is what men could say of you if you get extensions for volume and bangs, learn how to do makeup and overdraw your Cupid's bow, you could get a lower belphamy for your under eyes... You are unmarried and OLD!
(but you don't have to be)
Pray for her🙏🏼

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz You could go from a villain to a hero if you get married: get extensions for volume and bangs, learn how to do makeup and overdraw your Cupid's bow, you could get a lower belphamy for your under eyes... You are unmarried and OLD!

Pray for her🙏🏼

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@pearlythingz @LawSelfDefense You need a man to protect you. Get a stylist and dress to better, she get extensions for volume and bangs, learn how to do makeup and overdraw your Cupid's bow, you could get a lower belphamy for your under eyes... You are unmarried and OLD!

Pray for her🙏🏼

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

@SteveFranssen “If We DoNt ImPoRt SLavEs, WhO wiLL picK tHe PrOdUcE?”
You shouldn't have to be an entrepreneur to have a side hustle, you should be able to pick up a shift or two at a farm. Teens who want to buy a laptop or a beater shouldn't have to compete with aliens to detassel.

[GroyperOfTheGreatLakes @ExtremeNoir]

#Fig