Eye Boy

I'm one of those new mutants you keep hearing about. Woke up one morning and I was covered with eyes. Is this it? Is this all I get? Thanks, life. You suck.

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Good to be back at the Jean Grey School. Judging by my clothes, it smells like I've been living inside a dinosaur's butt for far too long.

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So, this happened:

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No Game of Thrones spoilers until I get out of the Savage Land!

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Never thought I would actually miss those Bamfs. But being chased by dinosaurs in the Savage Land will do it.

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@idie_okonkwo DO NOT MILK THE DINOSAURS!

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Gets cold in the Savage Land at night. I don't know how Ka-Zar and Shanna survive in nothing but fur underwear.

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This Savage Land place is, um, indeed rather savage.

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Wait, the Savage Land is a real place? Like with real dinosaurs? And I have to go there? On purpose?

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@QQuire @GenesisHero What? I've got LOTS of eyes and I didn't know it. Does this make me a Horseman since I'm your lab partner?

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@buckarooholiday If they're really the SECRET Avengers, how do you know about them?

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@JiaJingAbroad The Stare Master? Mr. Blinkers? Lord See-It-All?

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@JiaJingAbroad Uh, I'm a dude with a bunch of eyes. Not sure what kind of X-Man I could ever be. Super Peepers? Captain Looks-A-Lot?

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@JiaJingAbroad Um, wow. In a related story, I have scheduled several hours of extra shut-eye.

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My very own sensory deprivation tank. Thanks, Secret Santa.

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All I want for Christmas is out of this damn crazy circus. Also a girlfriend.

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Note to self: NEVER GO TO THE CIRCUS!!!

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Woke up today to the sound of @QQuire's voice in my head. He appears to be running telepathic anti-campaign adds. Lovely.

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The Danger Room attacked me in the shower this morning. Not cool, Danger Room. Not cool.

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@JiaJingAbroad The Bamfs seem to have taken every battery they could find in my room.

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With no teachers around, I thought about catching a movie. But with all the 3-D these days, I'd have to wear a dozen pairs of glasses.