EyeCandyAndy

Dirtbag USAF Vet, Feral Backyard Farmer, Nap Shaman, Quality Learing Center Alumni

[EyeCandyAndy @EyeCandyAndy33]

Yummers🤤

[jake 🛸 @jayeeeekk]

ain’t no mf way 😭😭

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@janefkndoe “What are you some dumb guy?” 😩😩😩😩

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@ForestMommy Remember when people were showing off their vaccination card lmao

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@BlazySusan816 Rude…I was Air Force not Marines, thank you very much 🙂‍↔️💅🤭

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@ellynotlibly That outfit tho🔥🔥🔥

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@CountryTasha86 That booty looking bicep tho 😍

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@cimmerian_blood Nice

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

I'll never forget Scarecrow making me think my console just died in Arkham Asylum 💀

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10 comedies that shaped my humor:

Kingpin
The Other Guys
Happiness
Me, Myself, & Irene
Black Sheep
Fargo
MacGruber
Mystery Men
Heavyweights
Road Trip

[𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓷 🥀 @Sherylynn_R2]

10 comedies that shaped my humor:

Drop Dead Fred
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Wayne’s World
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Austin Powers
Spaceballs
Nacho Libre
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
So I married an Axe Murderer
Napoleon Dynamite

[EyeCandyAndy @EyeCandyAndy33]

@SnarkyPotatoes Dear X User,

Not to be nosy, but this is NOT sensitive content. However, your pineapple bigotry on X’s platform is. Friendly reminder, snitches get stitches.

Shamir “Sham-Wow” Gupta
Night Shift Content Supervisor

[EyeCandyAndy @EyeCandyAndy33]

Yikes👴🏻😑

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

🎉 BAJA BLAST TURNS 22 YEARS OLD TODAY!! 🎉🩵

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@ForestMommy I have no compassion or empathy for him and his family idc.

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@RedRebeccax MySpace Becca

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@_Sierra____ Don’t knock on the hood baddie

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@GeneralPatton83 Bro has cum gutters too. #bodygoals

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The Immortal Mitch McConnell

[Austin Wade Picard @theatrethugawp]

New proof of life photo just dropped…

[EyeCandyAndy @EyeCandyAndy33]

@texasbreakfast1 I wish but I’m too frugal to pay for X

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@SnarkyPotatoes @Support @premium @X @nikitabier @elonmusk Those were Indian male names lol. I only know because I went to high school with a lot of Indians😩🤣

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $1 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.