Private Eye Lettuce Again

Three crates of Private Eye Lettuce,
the name and drawing of a detective
with magnifying glass on the sides
of the crates of lettuce
*Twitmo Enthusiast*

[Private Eye Lettuce Again @EyeLettuce]

@TwitterSafety The account was recently suspended for two months due to your error. What is it this time?

[Private Eye Lettuce Again @EyeLettuce]

Oh Twitter, why is @Ironicicle suspended again?

[Private Eye Lettuce Again @EyeLettuce]

@tedcruz @Jim_Jordan This is not weird as frick

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

We need more women leaders

[Private Eye Lettuce Again @EyeLettuce]

@RealEricCarmen Probably is terrible defending such a backward minority

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

Breonna Taylor was killed during a botched raid at her Louisville home on March 13.

Activists have been asking for answers and justice for months.

Louisville police just released the incident report.

It's basically blank.

#BreonnaTaylor

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen a black man say while groveling at the feet of a racist.

We don’t claim this man.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

President Trump will return to the campaign trail on June 19 in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where he'll hold his first rally since the coronavirus forced most of the country into quarantine, a campaign official said Wednesday https://t.co/ALMprOjoUH

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@realDonaldTrump Fort Hood is named after Confederate John Bell Hood, who was a slightly better general than Bragg but still a traitorous loser and all around piece of shit who lost his arm and then died like human garbage to yellow fever and Benning died of a stroke like a piece of shit too.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@realDonaldTrump Fort Bragg is named after Confederate general and traitorous loser Braxton Bragg. Not only was he a traitor, but he literally sucked ass as a general and lost too many battles to count. The fact that this loser has his name on an army base despite being such a loser is laughable.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump made clear today which flag he stands with. The one that stands for failure, disunion, and oppression. #AmericaOrTrump

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Reminder, Larry Kudlow's wife received PPP loans so she could continue her breathtaking artwork of oil paintings of her husbands neck ties from the bucolic Connecticut countryside, while thousands lined up at food banks. Months later, he lied about jobs report to protect Trump.

[Private Eye Lettuce Again @EyeLettuce]

@aerialtruckck @SLOSheriff @SpeakerPelosi That's not thinking

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Good. It should already be illegal to gas your own citizens.

[Private Eye Lettuce Again @EyeLettuce]

I'm going to go ahead and assume pulling out the follow your leader Hitler meme and directing it at Trump would axe this account

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

NEWS: Ben Crump and co-counsel Antonio Romanucci will announce the findings of the independent autopsy of George Floyd during a virtual press conference from Minneapolis at 2 p.m. CST/ 3 p.m. EST.

[Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez]

The Kremlin has confirmed Pres Trump and Putin spoke today, per @Reuters

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

“Barr is vastly more intelligent than Trump. What Trump gives Barr is a canvas upon which to paint. Barr has longstanding views about how society should be organized, which can now be manifested and acted upon to a degree ... they never could have before.”
https://t.co/ua5BVL6aIp

[Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe]

@CBSNews On the call, Trump references Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Milley and Attorney General Bill Barr. "We will activate Bill Barr and activate him very strongly," Trump says.

[Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe]

@CBSNews MORE: Trump tells governors: "You’ve got to arrest people, you have to track people, you have to put them in jail for 10 years and you’ll never see this stuff again," per audio obtained by @CBSNews