ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C

||Overthinking Is My Superpower||Mother||Social Worker||Average human||Gimme all the snacks||

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

Had a dream my mother let herself in my house because she hadn’t seen us in a while. When she did, me and both my siblings were there.

I woke myself up too fast😫
God I miss that lady.

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

The cousin that doesn’t show up

[Mankhumiše 🤍 @Ms_Logical]

What role do you play at family gatherings?

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

See this is why I need to be asleep. It must have been time for my biweekly “omg everyone is going to die someday. But I don’t want to die. What’s going to happen to my kid when I’m gone” panic😩Heart racing all fast. And now I won’t be able to sleep smh

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

A man telling me he wants more children one day feels like a terroristic threat. Even if I weren’t turning 40 in a couple of months. My baby is 14. Who starting over? Also adding in dating, possible cohabitation, and marriage we’re looking at a smooth 3yrs min.

A newborn @ 43?

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

I have to be up In 2 hours. I might as well just stay up and just take a couple of car naps later 😫

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@CallMeHOV I’ll never want to be anything other than Black!

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@bg_mvurbdy lol idk if it is for real but I’m the same way. I get mean when I’m anxious, overwhelmed, and/or overstimulated.

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@bg_mvurbdy Water sign shit lol

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

The ppl who stand on the sidelines of these games are brave. Because these men be comin in hot and fast

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@jassymac23 Some rapper that I’m too old to care about started saying it and I think one of the ball brothers made it even more famous. The kid still can’t explain exactly what it means. So all I know is I try to avoid saying 6 or 7 at all costs😩

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@bg_mvurbdy 🤣🤣🤣group text

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

Are you even the parent of a teenage girl if you don’t have a jump scare multiple times a week after seeing random little pieces of lashes and thinking it’s a bug?

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@jassymac23 Trust we went there too. She didnt realize all her kids were her kids lol. Idk if she thought it was just mom. Even though she knows mom wasn’t an only child. I was truly trying to understand🤣I almost drew a diagram.

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

Listen, lots of therapy has helped me come to terms with it🤣

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

Her: wait you have other siblings and nieces?
Me: yes. Possibly more. My dad was a whore with two families.
Her:

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@jassymac23 I cackled for too long when she said that. And she was stuck on Little Jas being my first cousin when all the rest of us are 30-50’s🤣

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@jassymac23 I’m like do you understand how families work? Like do I need to draw a diagram. And I’m pretty sure we’ve had this conversation multiple times. I might need drug test her🤣

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

She also didn’t realize uncle Jimmy was my real uncle. She thought that was just a name everybody called him.

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

My kid really might be a lil slow. @jassymac23 she said she didn’t realize that your dad was your dad and that Zay is your brother. I blame it on you living away from home during her formative years🤣 I’m like she’s your cousin. She said she knows but didn’t know how. Ma’am.

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

@CallMeHOV 🤣🤣🤣I hate it so bad. I just wanna get in bed but it’s still “do things” hours lol

[ProfessionalSnacker, LCSW-C @EyeLikeChips]

Welcome to Fall where 7:30 feels like 11pm.