Can you imagine someone telling you a week ago that Brandon Aiyuk’s antics would not be the most dramatic, self inflicted stupidity to happen in 49ers universe this offseason?
-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.
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BREAKING NEWS: Youppi! has signed an executive order to rename Washington Nationals as “Montreal Expos,” a change the mascot says would take effect immediately
Imagine being so profoundly fucking fragile that when a Canadian province refuses to kiss your ring, you pull out a fucking map and scribble over the name of a Great Lake.
Someone get this diapered fucking lunatic a juice box. 🇨🇦