Ari

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[Ari @EyeTwo__]

would it fix me if they all came back and asked how I was? would it even matter if all the conversations and apologies i make up in my head were real? all the tears shed over time wasted and people burned, did they matter? would them caring fix me? i really want to find out

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

(Doctors huddling outside of Billy Joel’s hospital room after test results just came back showing he had a heart attack.)

“So, when we tell him, do we do the thing?”

[silentplanet @SLNTPLNT]

@Riley_Gaines_ I’m sorry u got fifth place or whatever but maybe you should hop off team Epstein genocide now Riley

[Ari @EyeTwo__]

@BoltsBanter @haraamist @__Riane__77 @whoreforsports You are so out of your depth in talking about any of this. Do some actual research, read a peer reviewed academic source or two, before you advocate for legislating a class of people out of existence.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

worst thing about being sad is it makes u boring as hell. im not funny anymore. im staring at walls

[✰ James ✰ @cg8317]

@SketchesbyBoze back in my day if we wanted a happy ending to a tragic story we opened notepad and did it ourselves and we called it "fix-it fic" or "canon divergence" and we made the male leads kiss

[Gamma Factor @yFactr]

If I had a nickel for every Dem governor of a northeastern state who was born in 1957 and resigned in disgrace due to sexual harassment then ran for mayor of that state's eponymous city in 2025 and lost to an unknown candidate to his left in the second round I'd have two nickels

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

ME, DISCUSSING 49 of 50 STATES: we need more public transit. We need more trains and walkable cities.

ME IN CONNECTICUT: once the Neutron bombs have finished their work in Darien and New Canaan, we put in a 17 lane highway. 23 lanes over the Blasted Plains of Greenwich

[nyara @nyaraVT]

“Prove to me you’re a woman by letting me fuck your throat”

was not on my bingo card, but here we are

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

i don't mind trans people, i just hate when they shove it down my throat and slap me around a little and spit on me and call me names and

[Ari @EyeTwo__]

the man lookin like JFK about 4 seconds after the 2nd shot

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Trump photographed in England moments ago.

We are so back.

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Once again:

The people who spam us with this image and laugh about it do not get to demand empathy from me today.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

the people who spammed george floyd memes, celebrated trans teenagers committing suicide, pretended trump isn't a rapist pedophile, mocked the lawmaker who got assassinated, and laughed at children crying during ICE raids would like you to believe you're a bad person

[Ari @EyeTwo__]

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani brother you're a rapist wtf? moral clarity??? lmaooo

[Ari @EyeTwo__]

@OzymandiasEsq @StabbityMax @rabbitrun19x9 @kp556x45 Brother, that is not you giving up a human right, that's playing politics like it's a parlour game. Voter ID does not affect you personally at all. How did you possibly think "I'm going to lose my human rights" and "I'm fine with compromising on this policy" were equivalent?

[Ari @EyeTwo__]

@plainricepls @PoliticsLs ooohhh nooo, maybe the Palestinian children with sniper bullets in their skulls would be able to defend themselves while lining up for aid. The horror 🙄 #FreePalestine

[maddi jo @maddddddigray]

Zohran Mamdani, my country, Philadelphia, yearns for freedom