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Infinite Warnings on Finger Bangs - The Eyes Are Forever the Nuts of the Face

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Elbows to the forearms will change the game.

The ingenuity of Petr here flips the dominant position from one of complete control to accumulating heavy damage.

I expect more radius and ulna fractures in the immediate future and the outcomes of many fights to be affected.

[EyePokeMMA @Eye_Poke_MMA]

@67YearsAgoLive @ChaelSonnen Noble?
To exist in a delusional reality?
Whatever let's you sleep at night, I guess.
A loss is a loss once you/he deal with that, stop lying to yourself, maybe the world will bend to your will.

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@67YearsAgoLive @ChaelSonnen Mi"Chael" burner?
17 losses

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@TruthfulUfcFan

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Umar about to be all over Yadong this upcoming weekend.

Yadong bout to be exhausted with the beating Umar puts on Yadong.

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@GiacomoMMA "it's an honor to call your fight."
Bwahahahahahaha

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@TheJGMMA But he didn't.

And he did.

And he'll never be the same again.

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@YKBmessiah Words only ever spoken by a Topturo fan

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@WestTillDeath @GeorgesStPierre Last 7 fights at WW were decisions

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@strongandjacket Yet they all make min wage and cant say a fucking thing to their own boss because of fear they'll lose their shit wage slave job.

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@Jointdecmma @VampiricLegz How many times have you heard Dana say they are contractually obliged to offer fighters 3 fights a year?

What good does shelving a fighter do for the UFC?

The fighter won't take it cuz they don't need it, need a break, think they'll lose.
If they want to fight, theyget a fight.

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@UFO_UFC Interesting pattern
What upcoming fights will fit this mold?

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@MMA_Tugg An people out here complaining he underpaid
MFer just made 20k for 1 round and can't defend a Kimura.
Could prob fight 2 more times make another 55k plus bonuses. For 3 days of work.

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@CatVanDerAlt Did you know Topturo's loss to Justin came the same day he quit on the stool, Justin broke his face, and his brother called for a doctor after the third in an earlier attempt to end the fight?

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@tyliebets @scudderbobx @VampiricLegz until no one can afford a mechanic.

UFC has 1 event a week,
26 fighters on the card
roughly 600 fighters max for the forseeable future
and so many kids already want to be fighters
no qualitative improvement based on better pay

how many promotions failed because of overpay 99%

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@tyliebets @scudderbobx @VampiricLegz Not at all
you attempt to turn my words into a strawmans and misrep my stance

if a mechanic makes 50k/yr he goes to work daily
if he makes 250k, same work, he's takes more time off-less cars fixed
need more mechanics
mechanic quality goes down

+ I said pay should 2x at least.

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@MmaUnderdogz Mason Jones tho

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@tyliebets @scudderbobx @VampiricLegz I think you're getting bogged down with it being about aljo, I only brought him up because he just commented on pulling out.
The discussion is about pay and need to fight.
How many times did the Diaz's pullout.
Yair.
Alves
Jon Jones.
They didn't need the money so they pulled out

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@MchaelSNM1 Fight of the Year
Maybe of the 20's so far.

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@MagicM_MMABets BSD? Fluffy?

Topuria I get, though I'm not a massive fan, but seriously, including them with Yan.

Feels mad disrespectful to no mercy.

He breaks Merab so bad again that Merab can only talk about Umar after, like always.