Ian May

Married to @katkimjac. All views are my own. #mentalhealthfirstaider A @cranfordpark & @CAGMiddlesex member. Enjoy the moment, fight for the freedom to do that

[Ian May @Eyebee]

Wherever you live in the world, your government lies to you. At least, they don't tell you the whole truth, but only the bits they want you to hear. They feed this to the media, who then put their spin on it, and hope you're not educated enough to have critical thinking skills.

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@SarahSevans2000 Been a total and complete CUNT

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@1979motorhead @BuyEnglishMade An excellent choice too

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@BuyEnglishMade 100%. We have Stokes brown sauce here. We also have their ketchup. Ingredient comparison: Heinz 140g of tomatoes per 100G ketchup. Stokes 200g tomatoes per 100g ketchup. Less sugar in Stokes, too.

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@chefsevenn Out of those? Dukes.

[Ian May @Eyebee]

My dentist tried to tell me it was Band Two. I referred to the NHS website:

Band 1: £27.90

Band 1 can include:

examination, assessment and advice (a routine dental appointment)
X-rays, if clinically needed
putting fluoride on the surface of your teeth
simple management of gum disease, such as scaling (a thorough clean of your teeth and gums), if clinically needed
moulds of your teeth, for example to see how your teeth bite together
minimal adjustments to false teeth (dentures) or orthodontic appliances, such as braces – for example, smoothing rough parts or tightening clasps

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@HelenBrenton My bank branch is still open, but I haven't been in it in at least a decade.

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@London_W4 I think I'd have walked along to the City barge if I felt like a riverside eat, but would probably have gone to the Express Tavern for some grub and a pint of Bass

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@siobhanworld I didn't have any issues here. In fact, I left one, who kept trying to badger me to have extra private treatments, and moved to another.

[Susan @emma6USA]

This is when kindness matters. This squirrel thought he had lost his partner. Wonderful man stopped and helped to revive him. ❤️❤️❤️🐿️

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

This

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@Cookieurch Sorry, but I don't eat that ultra-processed white muck that masquerades as bread on supermarket shelves.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

This is the tweet that @ZiaYusufUK wants us all to forget.

Don’t let him! RT!!

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Yep

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@Gypsypup13 I love poached eggs, but they have to be just right. Runny yolk and firm white. I cannot stand when they're full of white, that's all snot.

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Dog murdering racist shitcunt who’s nosedived every business he’s ever touched

You’re welcome

[Ian May @Eyebee]

@AvonandsomerRob Firstly, look up and go to a proper cheesemongers. Don’t buy any of the crap in supermarkets.

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

A grubby, self serving, shit stain on society.

[Pablo O'Hana @PabloOHana]

I despise what Farage is doing to our country.