OneEyedPurpleDM

I'm Marcel. I smoke. I play video games. I play Dungeons and Dragons. Football Fan. Highly opinionated.

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

I never usually remember my dreams. But last night I had the most vivid dream about visiting America and watching a mushroom cloud from the window of a high rise apartment.
Maybe no more falling asleep to Simon Whistler videos 😅

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

The jalapenos on the other hand are totally worth it

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@SUBWAY you've put the price of a cheesy garlic slice up by too much in my book. I wouldn't pay a penny over £90

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

This does feel like the most divisive world cup ever.
I know we were all up in arms before Russia and Qatar.
But I don't remember such continental division during the tournament itself.
Maybe I'm just looking back with rose tinted glasses

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

@alienwave21 @amelia_tweetz Just fyi, they removed intent from the rules a few years ago. If you endanger a player's safety, regardless of intent, it's a red.

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

@HLTCO I've always said Messi is pure talent and Ronaldo is training and determination.
Not to say one doesn't have the others traits, but I think they epitomise the ones stated.

I prefer Ronaldo but that's just my personal preference, not because I think he's better than Messi.

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

Fuck me I'm old.

Almost face planted the wall when I got up off the loo and my right leg was completely asleep. My right leg buckled under my weight and I spent the next 5 minutes leaning against the wall with my boxers around my ankles trying to compose myself.

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

@TalkCPFC I personally think Anderson is better playing in Jude's position further forward than alongside Rice.
I would agree Anderson is a better player all round. But I think they play slightly different positions and we could do better at defending with Mainoo in.

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

The 4th of July the world truly needs 🫡

Credit: Age of Retro

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

Shame England don’t have anyone who can penetrate a defence with an incisive pass.

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

@HLTCO @CR2SE25 We also had people waiting in the wings to replace those 3. Doesn't feel like we have anyone that can step up to run the defence like Lacroix has since Guehi left.

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

National treasure Jezza to be upgraded to sainthood.

The saviour of Britain was seen gifting 2 tickets to the England game to 2 lucky fans.

In his own words Jezza said "I've not spent 1000s of pounds to get wet! Leave that to the riff raff"

The people's champion strikes again

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@UtdMaI I didn't know Ronaldo had scored against Portugal.

Every day's a school day!

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

We look so much better with Guehi at the back!

Who'd have known!

[OneEyedPurpleDM @EyedDm]

The level of sycophancy surrounding anything Jeremey Clarkson has done since joining amazon, is genuinely baffling to me.

I guess I should be happy Clarkson is saving the farmers by getting Joe public to buy Hawkstone products and souvenirs from diddly squat farm shop.
The irony

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So I guess 'Se Acabo' is confirmed for GTA 6....

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

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Watching us play uncomfortably at the back while Guehi is on the bench is maddening

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@i_khl4 @FIFAcom Embolo from Switzerland

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