Jack Eyster

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@hbomax Come back and pay for your crimes.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@Blue_Bunny bring back the chocolate lovers sandwich.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

If the government was a business it would be bankrupt. Oh wait...

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@TruResidentEvil Well I see that I read that wrong lol. I agree, career politicians are crooks.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@RobinhoodApp If this isn't market manipulation I don't know what is.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@RobinhoodApp if this isn't market manipulation I don't know what is.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@TorreDepriest No, it came at the cost of the boneless wings. RIP Sonic Honey BBQ wings

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

The real plague is the smudges constantly appearing on my glasses.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

Thanks @Walmart

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

FILL IN THE BLANK:

Everyone knows that my favorite thing to order from Domino's is __________.

[KSTATE ALPHA CHI OMEGA @kstateaxo]

Better late than never, we ~busted~ this out last night!! Like and RT to help us win the banner contest for @LambdaChiKSU watermelon bust🍉🤩

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

Your 1/2 ton does not need extended tow mirrors

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

Fender flares and a grill don't make your F-150 a raptor.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@_AshleyCrane_

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@IsaiahForPres @mollins_emily1 Yeah not

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Yeet

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@_AshleyCrane_ Just heat an add on the radio saying they are your stop for your favorite treats every day. Liars lol

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@DiamondLynne1 If you cant feed em, don’t breed em.

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

Got an Android today ❤️

[Jack Eyster @EysterForTheWin]

@IAmMiniBEASS Sounds a lot like me 😂