Eyvind Machacon

A walking paradox

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Where was my emergency tie when i needed it the most

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Learn to adapt to the bullshit

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Anime character kung nababaliw na sila

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I will never go hollow
I will never go hollow
I will never go hollow

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100+ Authors ng Campbell vs nurse na ayaw ipagamit ang towel clip sa clavicular fractures

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I've got a lot of good folks behind my back

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Remember that you will die.
Remember that you will die.
Remember that you will die.

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Magkaka-diasthesis recti na ako kakaubo

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It's biting me in the ass

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Feel like Sam Porter Bridges sa dami ng binaba kong gamit

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What a shame.

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GOD DID

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Potangina naman kasing mga uod to

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Animal cruelty

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D O G

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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Cursed to do the laundry

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I think cardiologists are secretly audiophiles

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Edgar Allan Poe is literally me

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I could live like this but I'm starting to think that it ain't worth shit