Ezelle. | Parody |

I set the standards. |RP/OC|

[Ezelle. | Parody | @Ezelleuse]

I’m back for one minute and I’m already an aunt. To an Arslan.

Well.. Time to disappear again.

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@atwistofate Feeling karsexy with your touch of confetti, my CD.

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Biggest thanks to you, @atwistofate. For playing a big part in Ez’s existence.

(Platonic) confession: I love you.

[Ezelle. | Parody | @Ezelleuse]

Aaaaaaa, I’m screaming. Look at my header!

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There are definitely more headers to come and they’re absolutely worth the wait!

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@Wingedreamer And I’m into anime footballers now. Did you think because it’s Saggi month, I would let you get away with them?

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@UnorthodoxAce || That header @HeartOfBravery created is so damn amazing that I got a highlight. Very well done, CDer.

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@SnarkyFeral And I do taste like one. How deep can these fangs get?

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#NewProfilePic •

Stunning red dress to fit this she-devil, @RascalKamikaze? Thank you, take me shopping more often.

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@ADirtyPlayer Nah, at least feel appreciated being stared at for once in your life. Go in, now.

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@ASlickDeceiver @DeceitfulEnigma @HeartOfBravery [Feeling a nerve about to pop by his last words.] Don’t worry, I wouldn’t allow my bullets to get your filthy blood on them.

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This explains @DeceitfulEnigma’s icon.

I seriously worry about her now.

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[Speechless for a second by his lack of manner. Not surprising, really.] As a police officer, you truly inspire people to commit murder.

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@ADirtyPlayer Get in first. [‘..So I can lock you up.’] I’ll pretend I’m staring at your behind..

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@RascalKamikaze Yes, I’m sure. It’s also a miracle we haven’t gone deaf yet.

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@ADirtyPlayer How about my heels in your lens? And definitely not the one you’re zooming my pictures with.

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Thorne McClain appearing is my cue to leave. Who the heck left his cage open?

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@RascalKamikaze And I have to admit she has better focus than me with my gun aim.

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[Biting my tongue so hard not to say the first possible body could be his dead wife.] I guess it might be over for the both of us.