Ezer Althorp

Althorpism
Founder and Chairman of the Althorp Foundation
2nd PM of UKOB🖊️
3rd Chancellor of the Exchequer 💷
MP for Maidenhead 📄
OBE 🎖️

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

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[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

I’m very happy that Simon Major has been chosen as the leader of the Conservative Party.

I personally cast my ballot for Simon and truly believe he will shepherd the party and UKOB politics in the right direction. 🌳💙

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Read my opinion piece in the Telegraph, where I argue for limited strikes against Iraqi military sites and explain why the UK needs to lead the way in our response to Iraq.

👉https://t.co/P48FuQPdy0

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Britannia still rules the waves 🇬🇧👊

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

We all know who bombed Iran, just as we all know who's trying to build nuclear weapons in the Middle East. 🧐

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

The Labour leader decided to attack us for our PM resigning. At least when our PM resigns, we have a smooth transition period.

The last time a Labour PM resigned, everyone was given short notice, and the country was thrown into instability.

Look in the mirror. 🧐

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Earnings Reports are returning! 📈💷

The Treasury will bring back the groundbreaking policy to ensure business transparency, correct economic analysis, and accurate tax apportionment.

Earnings reports will benefit both businesses and the wider economy.

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

I am extremely concerned about developments in Iraq's nuclear program. As a global power, it is our responsibility to ensure peace and stability.

We must make clear that Iraq must halt its nuclear program or face economic and military consequences. 🇬🇧👊

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Proud to endorse my friend Simon Major for another term as Conservative Party Chairman.

Under his leadership, we've won elections and performed well in government. That will continue if we re-elect him.

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Your bill, it states that the information commissioner is 'to be appointed by the cabinet secretary.' That clearly isn't me.

Your legislation also makes clear that the information commissioner is a position under the Office of Information and Statistics.

Also not me.

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

The Labour leader promised to FOI business wait times. That was a while ago. Still waiting. Did he forget, or does he need reminding to actually file it?🤷

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Labour attacked me for supporting the markets. If the markets fail, the British people will suffer.

Remember that: Labour is willing to let the markets fail and hurt your pocketbook rather than be responsible and support them.

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

The MP for Richmond is right. The British people can do so much better than have their main opposition party be one that uses AI for graphics!

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

The party of AI slop 🌹

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Congratulations to all the Conservative candidates who fought in this election. This successful campaign again shows we have a strong mandate to govern the United Kingdom. 🌳🇬🇧

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

The border is CLOSED. Say NO to HAEV.

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

I welcome Elijah Sorana's purchase of Pave. As UKOB's only major hotel corporation, it is crucial that we save and improve this company.

I am confident that Elijah Sorana will do so and grow our hospitality sector!

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

I fully applaud the Prime Minister's decision to remove Lord Skirt from the cabinet.

His gross incompetence not only hurt the British people but also damaged the polling of this successful government.

I'm happy to see this Prime Minister listening to the public.

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

Very proud to be in Outlook Magazine's first issue!

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

I'm proud to see my Electoral Trust Act being passed by the House of Lords.

My record on electoral reform is clear; this adds another pillar to implementing a fair electoral system.

Implementation will begin today.

[Ezer Althorp @EzeralthorpUKOB]

The government will be moving quickly to lay the groundwork to begin implementing the latest round of legislation targeted at structural reform, including the Electoral Trust Act, the Court Restructuring Act, and the Intelligence Services Act. 📰