Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo)

Progressive Funk-Metal driven by dynamic, odd-metered rhythms layered with ambient guitar riffs, infused with ethereal vocals and effects driven hip-hop.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Albert Einstein was a refugee to the USA.

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Eckhart tolle - the end of ego https://t.co/SqBzfukynC via @YouTube easily his best talk, wish I could find the original on his channel. #staypresent #nuffSaid #stopcomplaining #startobserving #beherenow #thepowerofnow

[Space Explorer Mike @MichaelGalanin]

Humans have survived on earth for 2 million years. The dinosaurs lasted 150 million years...Your thoughts?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

New drinking game: drink every time you feel anxious and sad.

[Dream Theater @dreamtheaternet]

Just to clarify, ALL announced dates on our 2019 USA 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇨🇦 tour will feature songs from both our new album ‘Distance Over Time’ and ‘Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From A Memory’. We can’t wait to get back on the road!

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Rage on! #ratm #rageagainstthemachine #ezotmy #easyonthemayo #rock #metal #music #love #guitar #tommorello #guitarsolo #turntablesolo

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

"This song is about family" -Easy on the Mayo https://t.co/w87xJ40B39

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

@BreakfastPlace I can’t seem to message you, but I know somebody that’s interested! Apply online or in person?

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Watch us cover Feel Good by Gorillaz #np on #SoundCloud!!!!
Watching ⁦@gorillaz⁩ play tonight at TDGarden in Boston, here’s to a great performance, and one of my all-time favorite bands ever! #ezotmy #easyonthemayo #funk #rock #dub #jam #music #love https://t.co/DB7gz1W0Ig

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

"This song is about family" -Easy on the Mayo https://t.co/w87xJ40B39

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

@RiffTrax Drugs are like that.
Because Halloween is like that.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

OUTRAGEOUS gravity defying busking skills! (Watch until the end)

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Our StrangeCreek 2018 Vernville Stage set is available on soundcloud! Archive as well! #ezotmy #easyonthemayo #progrock #funk #rock #progressive #bangcreekpuppies #bangcreekpups #dub #jam #heycuhuh #liveforlivemusic #undergroundhiphop #music #love https://t.co/VmbzKIPmFh

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Who the heck eats bullets before a-Oooooohhhhh

[RynheartTheReluctant @TheRynheart]

‘Two bullets 'were found in pilot's body' after helicopter crash which killed senior Putin prosecutor linked to lawyer who held Trump Tower meeting’ 🤔

https://t.co/AjubAt2t8J

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

In our quest for happiness and the avoidance of suffering, we are all fundamentally the same, and therefore equal. Despite all the characteristics that differentiate us - race, language, religion, gender, wealth and many others - we are all equal in terms of our basic humanity.

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Spot on!

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Tenacious D - Post-Apocalypto - Chapter 1 (Hope) https://t.co/EforIbWc0V via @YouTube #tenaciousd #comedy #ezotmy #easyonthemayo #progrock #funk #rock #progressive #bangcreekpuppies #bangcreekpups #dub #jam #futurock #heycuhuh #liveforlivemusic #undergroundhiphop #music #love

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Spaghetti

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

Tonight, @EzotmY and @RealBPband bring you a night of unforgettable music at @33GoldenNLCT! You won’t want to miss this! #ezotmy #easyonthemayo #progrock #funk #rock #progressive #bangcreekpuppies #bangcreekpups #dub #jam #futurock #heycuhuh #hiphop #music #love #33goldenstreet

[Ezotmy (Easy on the Mayo) @EzotmY]

This Friday!! New London better lookout for a puppy invasion of your earholes! #ezotmy #33goldenst #easyonthemayo #progrock #bangcreekpuppies #bangcreekpups #rnb #funk #rock #progressive #dub #jam #futurock #heycuhuh #americana #liveforlivemusic #folkrock #undergroundhiphop