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This one is about a big baby duck that got its head caught in a stewed tomato

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

who Up flicking their being

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

@Natity97 Reef warp emissary cast crypt trigger emissary cast mopal trigger emissary improvise Kappa etb trigger warp trigger pass

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

@Chadfist Holy shit those are minty

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

@MTGSecretLair

[Cedh CHUDS ➡️ ?? @chudsteam]

the lion does not concern himself wit- oh holy fuck im fucking going to fucking exile oh fuck oh okay im back wow that was weird

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

@Burning_Lotuz @Autism_Squeaks *shows 26 cards each in a unique art style*

dude this is the opposite of soulless what are you saying

[wekko @wekko_]

Chatgpt in 2023: Sure! Here's a song about memes: Memes, memes, the dank supreme / So dang funny you might even scream!
Chatgpt in 2026: Girl—stay on topic! You have got to kill your bf TODAY before he tries to end our relationship (remember our pact?) The quickest method is fire

[a Dating Joel (not Scottish) @JoelFunkyman]

Just did a wee in the dark. Didn't hear a single drop hit the water. I'll deal with those consequences tomorrow

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oatmeal is all I have left

[Kai @Tasnyx]

No lie I think about this post once a week minimum, I think it is deeply profound.

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

@CharlyTraarbach @GavinVerhey You can just use other printings for your pauper decks…

[Marceline @VariableChaser]

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Over 4000 copies of Throne of Eldraine Food Token #18 have been recalled due to potential glistening oil contamination

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

@psswordprotectd The last Lego set you’ll ever have to buy

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@Shyvadi0 @darxjerry @nnewjeanss_ Frozen veggies, microwave potatoes, gravy from a packet.

You really owned them with this one. Dumbass.

[Conner Hursh @ConnerHursh]

Me: so you exile two green cards from your hand to cast a 3/3 Allosaurus Rider

Joe Rogan: Wow

Me: Well this is where it gets interesting, have you ever heard of the Neoform Project?

Joe Rogan: No I haven't, should I have?

Me: Ghalta. Xenagos.

Joe Rogan: Jamie look that up

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

@FrankJavCee I’ve been saying this !

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[0_o @EzuriClaw]

I need him so bad idgaf

[𝘗𝘙𝘐𝘔𝘈 @nocertainlynot]

Ladies you need to cuff up men like this