There are two types of vacationers as far as I’m concerned: Beach🏖vs Mountains⛰ I am definitely a chillax beach girl 📖🍹, but I married into a high energy- constant motion- mountain family 🪂🏂🧗🏼♀️🚴🏻This will be a very interesting trip y’all. #prayforme#imaydiewhitewaterrafting
Catchin some MAJOR feels today as my parents move out of my childhood home in Richmond. I haven’t been there in years and I’m not the nostalgic type, but MAN... the feels are REAL. 😭 #byebyeRichmond#childhoodmemories
How can I return to my normal work week tomorrow after spending 3 days walking around Kansas City running into gold medal gymnast Olympians.... HOW? #USAGNationalTeam2019 I love my sport y’all! 🥇🤸🏼♀️ also we need a better emoji... her toes are flexed 😣
*Paul and I agreeing to start eating healthier in the new year* He returns from the grocery store and states proudly: “and I got 40 chocolate chip cookies, freshly baked, for $5-WHAT A BARGAIN!” #blesshisheart#sweettoothfiends 🍪
But also on another note I’m really digging the friends “suggested for you” on Instagram and Facebook because stalking people I haven’t seen in 10+ years is phenomenal. Very impressed with how people grow up into some pretty amazing adults #kudos
Alright, no disrespect AT all, but I’m just gunna say it: Raise your hand if you are over your friends trying to sell you “stuff” in a pyramid schematic format? 🙋🏼♀️Trust me, if I want your ish-I’ll approach YOU. #kthanksloveyoubye 💋
Word of advice: when in Mexico do not, I repeat do not-open your mouth whilst in the middle of your shower for any reason, because you WILL be glued to your toilet for the next 3 days. #yourwelcome#charlottefromsexandthecity
Follow up tweet: your kid is NORMAL and developing on track. Now if she continues to “dab” past 3 months I suggest you get in touch with a pediatric PT to monitor her motor development, because that, that is not a good “sign.” #PTout
The struggles of a PT: I just saw several pics of a 1 month old performing the ATNR reflex in which the mom says:”My baby is SO smart & ahead of her time, she is dabbing!” Mind u w/ dabbing the head looks in the opposite direction & how does this make your kid “smart?” 🤦🏼♀️
Nothing makes me feel more disorganized and frantic than doing my taxes-too many papers to get together. However I did just become $4,108 richer due to the government taking all my money last year while I was a grad student making $0. 🤷🏼♀️#overtaxedgradstudent#howisthatfair
When one of your patients is a famous author and writes a blog about you and then interviews you for their third book #almostfamous#mylifeiscomedy 🤷🏼♀️