Erin Samson

Retired aerobics instructor.

[Erin Samson @EzzaSamson]

@VictoriousFest I’m double vaccinated with a European covid passport (France). Will this be enough? I also have lateral flows but obviously can’t use the NHS app. Thank you!

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@JonnyBoyLeiper @em_b8 Not sure what animal number 4 is but I like it

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'Erin you've drank a bottle of gin' 'again?!'

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I'm so upset vagina name according to Facebook is fishy pouch wtf

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@harrietjtaylor_ Eee thanks, see you soon! 😛

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Wishing @EzzaSamson lots of luck on her big move to ptown! 😬💃🏿🍾

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Leon and June singing on Googlebox just melted my cold wee heart 😭

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I could piss myself/die of hunger or dehydration but as long as the dog is comfy ey 🤚🏼

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So stressful when you want something but the dog is asleep on you

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'These are Italian driving shoes, dear boy' - things only said in a Squash Club

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@amyswintonx I had a great day out 😂

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Tearing round Tesco in a mobility scooter makes breaking bones 100% worth it 💨💨💨

[Erin Samson @EzzaSamson]

Woke up covered in ravioli with a dislocated wrist

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Dunno wether to laugh or cry at my snapchat story. I am an idiot sandwich

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@amyswintonx apparently he drove through it 3 times in 2 days!

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Dad, you're not a bus.

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Three packets of smarties for my lunch. I'm nearly 23..

[Erin Samson @EzzaSamson]

Tried to throw up in-between my legs whilst I was peeing when I was drunk. Unsuccessful.

[Erin Samson @EzzaSamson]

My Nana's care packages are so cute but I think she thinks I'm fighting for my country in a war, not on a boozy one in France 🍫

[Erin Samson @EzzaSamson]

Never open a snapchat from your best mate when your phone is plugged in to the speakers at work 🙄