Simon Martyn Kirby

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[Simon Martyn Kirby @F000L1SH]

@CFCforxile Sterling

[Tom Tonks @TomTonks91]

I must of watched this 100 times,
What a video

❤️⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[(fan)28^ @28_RMFC]

Alex Ferguson 🗣️:

“I was 33 years old, and a young boy came to my office on a Tuesday and said, ‘Boss, can I have Friday off?’

And I said, ‘Why do you want Friday off?’

He said, ‘My mother has died.’

You’re beaten. What can you do?

And I went, ‘Oh, of course, son.’

From that moment on, if a player came to me and said, ‘I want tomorrow off,’ I said yes.

In the case of Cristiano Ronaldo, I knew his father was ill. I knew he was in the hospital, and it was important for him to be there. It didn’t matter about the football club. Some things are bigger than the football club, and family is definitely one of them, without question.

You should never, ever put a club before your family.”

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

He’s richer than all of the Dragons on Dragons Den.👀

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

B1 departures and B52 landings!

Both are amazing, but I can't believe the size of the B52s.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Jordan Pickford with an OUTRAGEOUS stop 😳🛑

The Sunderland boy enjoying himself at St James' Park 😏

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

😂Hilarious! What the words to The Lion King song actually mean…

[Paul Rogers @PaulRogers73]

And we kept it UK

[Devana 🇺🇦 ↑ @DevanaUkraine]

Trump in "Lord of the Rings" 😀

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Rage Against the Cage

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Andy Serkis recording The Lord of the Rings audiobook, casually shifting into pure unhinged brilliance about 25 seconds in.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏌️⛳️ #GOLF TIP: How to stop slicing your drives & make solid contact with the golf ball ✅

(Via: jimmytropicana/TT)

[Engineering Explained @Engineering67]

This is how Weapon placement developed in WWII

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

F22 Raptor filmed with a camera so fancy, you can see the vertical stabilizers get all wobbly

[Happy Motorhead @HappyMotorhead]

● #humor

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚁 🇬🇧 @RangersBear55]

LOVE @rickygervais 😅

[UK Back in the Day @UKBackintheDay2]

Only 90s kids will understand how big these bangers were…

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️💭 How greenskeepers think:

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Throwback to one of the most incredible putts ever televised in golf.

Johnny Miller: “There’s no chance putting it.”

Jack Nicklaus: “Want me to show you how to putt it?” 🔥

[Alien Perspective @WigglyAir]

how I'm waking up every morning in 2026