- why don’t you wear a suit?
- because i don’t want to look like an oedematous umpa-lumpa at willy wonka’s funeral, or a 17 year old sales assistant from carphone warehouse…
turns out you nailed it sir. we have had our best scientists from horseshit university running tests and experiments and blah blah. anyway bleach is the cure so drink the bleach please sir please drink it- just driNK THE F**KING BLEACH SIR...
now bearing in mind what you learned in yesterday’s lesson try to answer the following question. do you really want putin to visit the f**king white house...?
mr trump, i read your medical report and i have concerns. i quote-
“BP 165/85 pulse 82 penis girth- remarkable, fantastic liver and amazing lover. funniest guy in the room, in fact the whole world. seriously. love from the doctor.”