Sergeant Jack Tierney

Police Sergeant of Crystal Lake. #Parody #FridayThe13thVerse

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

I hope you all are having a great rest of your day. Please remember to respect any curfew limits. And keep your kids away from that camp!

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

And so it begins. Good golly.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

Yes, sir. No one should be prancing around like a fruity tree.

[Mark Jarvis(parody)♿ @MarlboroMarkF13]

Yes sir. I'm guessing you caught Ted doing that many times? We'll keep him out of trouble.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

As long as you’re keeping your britches on and staying out of traffic.

[Mark Jarvis(parody)♿ @MarlboroMarkF13]

I'm only practicing, sir. I think boxers like to call it shadowboxing in their sport. Figured I'd make it part of my training routine.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

Are you smoking the lawn, son?

[Mark Jarvis(parody)♿ @MarlboroMarkF13]

Not even the Invisible Man can beat me in an arm wrestling match. #FridayThe13th

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Okay, let's settle down. Go back to basics. It's great to have you here at our new counselor training center. #FridayThe13th

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

Those were tough times. Yes, sirry. Then that camp turned into the worse....

[Deputy Hunt @DeputyHunt]

This Crazy fella just told me the story of Jason Voorhees over at Camp Crystal Lake. I remember Ralph. I was 10 years old back in 1957 when that kid drown in the local lake. #FridayThe13th

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

@TheShape0Night Oh I’ll do worse than that, buddy.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

I’m back in action since today is a crazy day here in town. A full moon tonight, that’s for sure.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

@TheShape0Night I’ll keep my eyes open for any funny business. Those two ain’t ruining my day.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

@TheShape0Night Jesus Christ….

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

@OfficerMalloy @OfficerReed2430 @BrackAttack78 @DeputyHunt @MeekerSheriff @deputynross @MaleficentOuat1 @ron_dorf @OfficerLewis154 @GarrisSheriff @WolfLegend100 Quite an honor, Mr. Malloy.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

It is indeed a good Monday, Dorf. Let's keep it clean.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

Arriving at work with some coffee and a box of doughnuts. Boy this is the life.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

Another missing persons report, how quaint.

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

It’s good to see ya, Dorf! All things handled well?

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

It feels great to be back in town...

What the?

Honey, get on the radio down there and call Dorf. It’s that damn cat lady again!

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

@ron_dorf Good luck with this one…damn Ralph…

[Sergeant Jack Tierney @F13PD]

You better be lucky that I have the family wagon packed or I’d have your neck! Now go on and behave yourself!