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I’m just reposting stuff don’t get your hopes up

[Max Weinbach @mweinbach]

One of the first lines of the Siri prompt

“You are software; you do not experience emotions or have a physical body, gender, nationality, or personal history.”

[Josh Kraushaar @JoshKraushaar]

Klain is a former U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum board member...

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

For the love of God, bomb the call centers President Trump.

[Rodger @TheRodged]

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

[SR🖤 @_Shivam_says]

Hot af🥵

[Marcel Wiest @marcel_travels]

iPhone VS 35mm film

[Gammonzilla @TheGAMMONZILLA]

It was an ATTEMPTED beheading, not a successful one

[live from Hell @curlymirmy]

i denied an 8% raise and promotion at work and they countered with 16.67% raise. holy hell being a bitch actually worked

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

In 1917, Vladimir Lenin learned of revolution in Russia. He immediately left Lake Geneva and traveled to St. Petersburg by sealed train. This map traces his route.

[Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild]

Investing early in this account

[Anthony Spina @Speenuh]

I’m convinced it’s never going to end

[mersomas @mersomas]

I asked Siri: “Go through my photos and find an exam schedule, and tell me, when do I finish my exams?” She found it and added it to my calendar, this shit is so cool

[Max Weinbach @mweinbach]

I can near guarantee you enterprise agents will follow Apple’s Siri architecture

It’s the perfect mix of on device and cloud

On device for connecting only the data needed, cloud for reasoning on that data, send it back to on device for the next step

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Amelia @queerzoi]

What chinese apps look like to a westerner

[Kush @kushika_twt]

the face HR makes when you ask for a raise instead of a pizza party

[Anand Sanwal @asanwal]

The 4 types of college essays

[Max Weinbach @mweinbach]

This is extremely cool

New Siri is definitely more than a Gemini fine tune

I’m seeing new special tokens, behavior that would normally cause Gemini RL to freak out, and specific reasoning handling for using on-device inference as part of the cloud model reasoning

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Noah Cat @Cartidise]

iOS 27 FINALLY GETS CAMERA ROLL IN THE PHOTOS APP😭