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Tom Holland says he will “retire” as Spider-Man after the upcoming MCU trilogy.

“Soon, it’ll be time for me to pass the mantle on to someone else.”

(Via @deadline)

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Tom Holland in the extra footage from 'AVENGERS: ENDGAME ENCORE' as Peter Parker.

(https://t.co/pm4Tm9f6oG)

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Tom Holland is set to be cast as a young Prince William in a 'THE HEIR' Biopic for A24.

(Source: https://t.co/9SWBi3IaSG)

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Sadie Sink will appear in ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME ENCORE’.

Releasing tomorrow in theaters.

(Source: https://t.co/htTonabLwy)

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Kevin Feige confirms the plan for 'SPIDER-MAN 5' is for Sadie Sink’s Jean Grey and Tom Holland’s Spider-Man to develop a romantic relationship.

Peter Parker and Zendaya’s MJ romantic relationship is officially over.

(Source: https://t.co/eUU8x95Pgt)

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Zendaya and Tom Holland are expecting their first child, and are set to take a long break from acting.

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Clavicular says he’ll “prison-max” if he is sentenced to prison following his charges.

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Ed Sheeran has removed his music from Apple Music and Spotify in Israel in an effort to regain the trust of his fans.

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Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi seen making out in the car after their cinema date.

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Olivia Rodrigo says she loves being "Wasian".

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Apple CEO John Ternus announces they are recalling all iPhone 18 units due to a manufacturing defect.

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Ed Sheeran and Benjamin Netanyahu are reportedly dating.

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Ed Sheeran’s cousin, Jethro Sheeran, on Ed Sheeran:

“He showed his true feelings earlier this week, and now he’s trying to backtrack. The guy’s a snake. His music also sucks.”

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Robbing an Apple Store is reportedly part of a ‘STORY MODE’ mission in GTA 6.

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Zara Larsson says she doesn’t think Spotify would survive as a platform without music.

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The owner of DiscussingFish has reportedly been arrested by the CIA.

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Olivia Rodrigo and Julian Croonenberghs have reportedly broken up.

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Ariana Grande says her boyfriend Ricky Alvarez got a weird tattoo recently:

“He got a tramp-stamp tattoo saying ‘Property of Ariana.’”