vermouth pilled

i’m a hag. i’m untoppable, unclockable, and unstoppable. women love me and postmodernists fear me. (any pronouns)

[Rocktimus Prime @whaley0209]

@thechosenberg

[𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 @goblinodds]

it's astonishing to me when grown adults encounter opportunities for civility and decide to turn down those opportunities in favor of trying to make people feel badly about themselves in the name of "the truth"

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Its imperative that things change in the new year

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

How it feels to spend $1000 traveling across time zones for the holidays just to have your family say “look who slept in!” when you come downstairs at 10am

[ٰ @earth3ngel]

eating breakfast for three hours and being late to everything

[vermouth pilled @F3MMEB0T]

i’m this woke

[vermouth pilled @F3MMEB0T]

americans do this because the inevitable follow up is always “what part of america” and i hate small talk so id rather just skip to that part

[🏊‍♀️ @guess_what_mimi]

I love how advocating for yourself in the workplace always makes you feel like you’re gonna get fired

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

Some people just have no hosting etiquette at all like why do you have a pumpkin soufflé candle lit while we’re eating chicken cutlets

[Ava @noampomsky]

when we’re having a fight and I say “I see it from your perspective”

[vermouth pilled @F3MMEB0T]

it’s better to be alone than in bad company type shit!

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

do you guys think in another timeline they would cancel charlie kirks show if he made comments on jimmy kimmels murder instead or no

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Love takes miles. Love takes years https://t.co/mmUV1y9Coy

[vermouth pilled @F3MMEB0T]

thats the fucking point... that wherever you go we have a shared humanity and desire to simply share food at a table.. idiot

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

Been putting on Anthony Bourdain’s show as background noise lately and every episode is just him meeting some brown guy who says “family and food is everything in our culture”

[vermouth pilled @F3MMEB0T]

can a white girl speak a little català?

[vermouth pilled @F3MMEB0T]

@cIass_man mj