👽 - Martian | RP

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[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

Ughhhhh .. so ugly ...

{ #factattackadventures #mvrp }

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[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz I'd know

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@ashweedganda Oo, oo! I documented this fact a while ago! It's very nice! Another nifty fact, white cats with blue eyes are more likely to be deaf! Due to their dominant W gene, which is responsible for white coat, blue eyes and deafness!

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@ashweedganda D'aww.. you're being too nice, Facty...

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@ashweedganda Yay!! I'm happy!! If you ever need a pal to talk to, your Martian friend is here!!

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

Lately I've been feeling a bit under the weather...

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@5tonedasf (EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR ME THATS MY BIGGEST WORRY)

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

(Elon gave me three things to do in my Facty account and then rate limited my ass again)

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz G.. gewp!! That's a real sensitive part of my body, stop!!

Fine... me.. y-you, my room!

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

So many Lightbulbs!

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz Well, how am I supposed to prove it, huh, dummy?

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz O.. of course not! I'm basically a pro at this intercourse thing already!

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz IT'S FANCY! I don't want to say I 'fucked' her! It's so improper!

But yes, I supawse if you want to call it 'fucked', then we 'fucked'. As a hermaphrodite, I would have figured it would be the other way around.

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz ... I had...

[ Putting their two hands up in the air, clasping them together as they stick the pointer fingers out at Lightbulb. ]

... My reproductive means, with her.

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz E.. err!! You know!

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz I think it's nice... I mean, I've already done thangs with my other self, ehehe..

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@Fat_Factz I think so...

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

@B1ncPendragon @FAAFacty (YAAAAAAY!! I'll be more active once twitter lets me do . anything)

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

(yes I'm behind @faafacty . I know . I know. taps my chin very beautifully)

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

(bro I'm fucking LIMITED ON MY CANNIBAL FACTY ACCOUNT . GOD! LEAVE ME BE ELON . I'm so lonely guys .. only my DMs r open there I'm SORRY)

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

(this mostly stems from my cannibal Facty account getting some traction so I just want to say that them acting out of the ordinary IS INTENTIONAL ! they are evil but also I separate them so much from canon Facty ! that's why ! they are canon divergent. okay?)

[👽 - Martian | RP @FAAMartian]

(another thing that rlly kinda stresses me out is when people say 'FACTY WOULDN'T BE EVIL THEY ARE A BUNDLE OF JOY AND AN INNOCENT BEEBEE WHO WOULDN'T DO ANY WRONG!' . like . let people write them how they want ? they can be evil if the writer wants to write them like that)