HARLEY QUINN !

you’re real sick, @MayhemsMethod, y’know that ?

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

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“ my love for my
joker was stronger
than their
madhouse walls ! ”

THE CUPID OF CRIME ! ! !

on the wings of #manakete .

[BLOOD OF THE DRAGON. @desirebeIow]

WHERE’S YOUR HEAD AT ?

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

if doctor j prescribes fish oil like he did last time, she’s gonna hurl .

“ i think i gotta COLD . ”

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

“ i’m not feelin’ too hot, puddin’ — ”

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

the ‘ cupid ’ part of cupid of crime is happy to see LOVE blossom .

the ‘ of crime ’ part is slightly more disgusted by batsy’s involvement .

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

d’aww, how ROMANTIC .

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

“ what’s the scoop, puddin’ ? ”

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

she won’t —

maybe .

[Poison Ivy. @FloralDanger]

Do not pluck them, Harley.

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

roses ?

how romantic !

[Poison Ivy. @FloralDanger]

The roses are looking exceptionally beautiful today.

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

he always knows exactly what to say, doesn’t he — and she can’t hide her squeak of glee .

“ puddin’ ! why didn’t y’just SAY so ? ”

the jester runs into his arms, like clown - homicide wasn’t on her mind only seconds ago .

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

“ b - man didn’t — what ? ”

she pauses skeptically, and stares up at the clown .

“ you’re not pullin’ my ( leg ), right ? ”

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

it started the moment her puddin’ never came for her !

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

zip it, b - man ! this is a ( lovers ) quarrel .

♥️

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

“ I’M GONNA KILL THAT SELFISH CREEP ! ”

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

“ y’lousy MOOK ! i waited months for ya, and you never even sent a letter ! ”

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

https://t.co/XvP7dVL2Mg ASHDHSNSJKFJDJD I FOUND THE PASSWORD FOR THIS ACCOUNT ♥️🖤 I MISSED MY GIRL !

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

lips curling into a satisfied, proud smile .

“ it’s a secret ! that’s the whole thing about SURPRISES, puddin’ ! ”

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

well, it’s no fun to play with broken things, right ?

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

five minutes ?

HAH ! she can kiss her butt bye with that much time !

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

yeah, yeah, okay, she’ll sit STILL now .

[HARLEY QUINN ! @FACElTHARL]

“ puddin’ ! ”