Aaron A. Aronson

All tweets are Jason Beghe's opinions that are required to be read in his voice.

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

Hey dumbass qanon pizzagate deep state Trump-supporting militia weebs, it's not the 1800s--the government has vastly superior firepower and air support. A drone pilot would literally glass your ass before you got into your lifted truck #CivilWarSignup

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

Goodbye cruel twitter world

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

I was only joking when I told the teller to stick ‘em up

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@nypost "Friendship ended with Epstein, now Jesus is my friend."

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@realDonaldTrump Oh are we going to go down this road? https://t.co/9IxeOuq3W6

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@realDonaldTrump Beginning to sound more and more like a desperate plea.

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

Polls mean nothing as 2016 showed but this is still great to see.

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@realDonaldTrump TWO separate whistleblowers in IMPEACHMENT inquiry for Slurpie-brain Trump. Thank you!

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@SophiaBush in #ChicagoPD

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@AshaRangappa_ @gtconway3d How is Crackpot-Dome not leading?! Ya'll need to read up on the Harding adminstration.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

I’d still be running for president if I hadn’t listened to Rick Perry.

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@JRehling 6) Adam Schiff used a deep fake voice changer to make the phone call as me, he must be impeached!

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@axios @nasa this is very dangerous and must be reconsidered. What if their cycles sync up??

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

You’ll never have Romney’s class.

You’ll never have Romney’s patriotism.

You’ll never have Romney’s integrity.

You’ll never have Romney’s long, happy marriage, or self-made kids who lead full lives, not profiteering from their dad’s position.

You’ll never have Romney’s hair.

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@realDonaldTrump Waaaaaaaahhhh

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

@realDonaldTrump Lol now Scatter-brain Reality TV Failure Trump is trying to pin the call on Rick Perry even though he's still claiming it was a perfect call. Getting really desperate as the walls close in on him. #TrumpMeltdown

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

Allie laforce I will drink ur bath water...#random @KDTrey5

[Aaron A. Aronson @FACIAL_HAIR]

Cool reality, exactly what the founding fathers would have wanted.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Notice all the boxes of Sudafed Donnie is hoarding in his open desk drawer...😂