⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄.

𝙎𝙞𝙧, 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“— 𝘈𝘵 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘧𝘢𝘹 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘴,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘸𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴. ”

[ᅟᅟskullcrusher, @sainticide]

loyal, quick to sacrifice —— your finest trait and fatal vice.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

" It's important to project to attract potential customers! "

[ᅠᅠ 𝕷ILAHᅠᅠ @MAULILAH]

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"... Always sooo fuuuckin' loud."
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[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

Cheap enough to appease to customers, but expensive enough to have a healthy margin. We can't be selling these weapons to just anyone, you know. . .

You're getting this as part of a very exclusive offer.

[ׁ ៹ 𝓓𝓪sher — .ᐟ ׅ ੭ @RUNRUEDOLFRUN]

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YEESSS !! okay cool !! let's see ... maybe we can meet nearby the subway , that's where all the drug deals i see happen ... i'll bring , like , a lot of money !! how much usually are your wares ??
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[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

I'm okay! No brain trauma will get me down!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝 @reluctantbites]

Oh my god he’s fucking dead

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

Hello everyone, I am doing wonderf-

(* CRASHES INTO BRICK WALL. )

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

I am a professional salesman! It is a key component of my ethical code to follow through with the deal even if that means going to shady meeting places.

I'd be happy to.

[ׁ ៹ 𝓓𝓪sher — .ᐟ ׅ ੭ @RUNRUEDOLFRUN]

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THIS IS TRUE ... MAAN ... YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD SALESPERSON !!

[ she shuffles closed , whispering to the man ]

do you think you could ... like ... sneak it to me tomorrow or something ... i'll bring the money and you can meet me somewhere super dark and suspicious !
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[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

. . .

I chose the wrong sales tactic. Stupid Danny. That is not Fairfax quality service.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@DISEASEOFMAN Oh! Ah- Have a good one, Nurse. . .

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

If I find one more Leech trying to drink my bone marrow, I'm putting a bow on it and keeping it as a pet.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@DISEASEOFMAN That's a real shame, but hey, at the end of the day it's your choice. I'm sure the privatized services will be available to the public one day!

At a cost!

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@grapplingolem Well then I guess you'll just have to show them enough love for the rest of us, then. I'm sure you'd be an excellent bird-parent.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

I didn't know you were for the birds, Bebop!

[𝐵𝐸𝐵𝑂𝑃 . @grapplingolem]

y'know, one day, I'd like to 'ave a li'l ducky pal . maybe even a pigeon .

[ sighing .. maybe feeling just a bit lonely ]

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@grapplingolem I have to agree! It's a shame our good friends the pigeons are as underappreciated as they are. Not only are they sweet, but they were crucial to warfare for a good portion of history.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@DISEASEOFMAN I'm more than happy to push that topic to the side. How are things going, otherwise? Put any more thought into helping with Fairfax's possession treatment program?

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@DISEASEOFMAN Oh, don't worry about that. My soul is someplace safe.

[ׁ ៹ 𝓓𝓪sher — .ᐟ ׅ ੭ @RUNRUEDOLFRUN]

ㆍ✦ㆍ pspsspspp ...

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@DISEASEOFMAN Ah, I don't exactly have any blood to let, but it's good to know they're such good little helpers.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@bey0ndthegate An excellent idea, my friend! I'll jot that down and see if Maggie can cook something up.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

@DISEASEOFMAN I'm not entirely sure if I understand their medicinal use, but I like their little faces and sweet personalities plenty.

[⸺ 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. @FAIRFAXSFINEST]

/ / In my head he pretty much lives at Fairfax. I would not be surprised if when he goes 'home' at the end of the day, he isn't just sleeping in a supply closet like an out of season halloween decoration.