𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴

🔸️𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚡 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 (& 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜)! 𝙰𝚕𝚕'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛! 🔸️ MDNI/LEWDNI ⚠️

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

𝙰𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝙼𝚔𝟷, 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕! 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠. 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘!

[𝑳͟𝑬͟𝑮͟𝑬͟𝑹͟𝑫͟𝑬͟𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑰͟𝑵͟ @PRESTIGEMAGIC]

⠀⠀
T͟W͟O͟ 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐒.
O͟N͟E͟ 𝐀𝐂𝐓.
⠀⠀
𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍
⠀⠀
⠀⠀

[𓂃 𝑫̲𝑨𝑵𝑵𝒀 @coIIisoncourse]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀``⠀𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 said the
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀sky's the 𝙇𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙏 — never
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀left the G̲R̲O̲U̲N̲D̲. ´´
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

🍊 oh yeah before my intestines Did That Thing I got a birthday gift from oomf..

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE 🍊 Danny typing during product testing and hitting post on the verge of death

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

🍊 I PROMISEEE I TYPE SUCCINCTLY USUALLY AND PROOFREAD I'm just a little fucked up post-op still I think. That and my neighbor in this room will not let me sleep this woman snores so Loud that I woke up at 7 orz

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

🍊 honestly if I'm sloppy AT ALL for the next 3 days maybe I should forgive myself <— I keep forgetting im in a hospital

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

🍊 honestly if I'm sloppy AT ALL for the next 3 days maybe I should forgive myself <— I keep forgetting im in a hospital

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

🍊 if I make one more typo I'm blowing my shit smooth off

[GRAVES @prefersthedead]

⠀
WHERE WE’RE GOING,
we won’t need eyes to see.
☠︎︎ ; #deadlockrp #mvrp
⠀

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

It is not simply a nickname, it's a trademark under Fairfax! We at Fairfax ask that you use it! The man named "Daniel" is no longer a factor at Fairfax!

[𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛 𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗘 .ᐟ.ᐟ @UN_KlLLABLE]

( NC )

Nicknames are for friends, and Daniel Deadman is no friend of mine

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE I respectfully disagree! And the only thing that helps me sleep at night? Why, that would be our signature Fairfax bedroom set — with linens included for 40% off their original price when bundled!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE :D

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE (Besides, I don't even have the parts to feel that way anymore. If I did, who knows!)

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE If I weren't insanely dedicated? Hardworking? Loyal? Willing to uphold the Fairfax name till I'm its last bastion? Or perhaps a marvelous example of Fairfax's work ethic and code of conduct?

[𝕄𝕀𝔽 | VGEN @Mifdraws]

more danny
#deadlock

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE But no I do not want you.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE I am not a pervert! I've danced with death more than any man could hope to tango with such a darling mistress! And in each step, each movement and drop, it's more special each time!

It's much more like an umbilical cord connecting me to great men and greater causes!

[Kiraaaa ! #VOTENURSEHARROW!!! @K1razBas3m3nT_]

Cutest bootlicker in fiction award

[synth 👻🎶 @GhostOfTheSynth]

i tried crashing into paige with the chimera mk 1 but she hit me with her horses first

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

Oh! I'm flattered... But only one man is allowed to do that to me!

Whew, didn't think being a Fairfax employee mean Mr. Fairfax's charm would rub off on me! If I could blush, sir, I would!

[𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛 𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗘 .ᐟ.ᐟ @UN_KlLLABLE]

When I ascend to Godhood the second thing I'm doing is obliterating that skeleton's soul so that he has no chance of getting back up.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@UN_KlLLABLE (He's filling out a job application as we speak. Under experience, he clearly writes 'Complicated, but when has that stopped anyone?' in red ink. Promptly, Danny tucks it away in an envelope before sliding it into his inner coat pocket.)

Lovely doin' business with you, buddy!