FAKENEWSFRONT

A book of silly news stories for readers in need of a break from the daily news cycle but who can't tear themselves away

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#Fakenews #Monkey's have started #onlineshopping
Just 59 years after first going into space Monkeys have started shopping online. Read more in https://t.co/Ia8JzyWoZr

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#Real news https://t.co/IejHlEqKgR

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Fake #Yorkshire news: Extinct frog hopes back into life in Yorkshire garden

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https://t.co/eIsw8aSTCM Real #Yorkshire News

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#Fakenews #Poker

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HEADLINE #Fakenews:
#Drone #Delivery #Drop #Death #Danger?
Will more drone drops mean death danger get from the sky?
"If I want a tin of #beans in a hurry and the drone drops it on a pensioner, will I be liable?" asked one local.

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In a #drone #test not performed by an #Amazon drone a box of 50 gram sachets of #Mayonnaise was dropped in a #gardencentre earlier. More details to follow. FULL #story in #Fakenews Front

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#Worldfirst: #EXCLUSIVE
First #Mayonnaise #Drone #Drop Declared Partial Success

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First #Mayonnaise #Drone Test Drop Declared Partial Success

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@TomiwaTegbe #Celebritychef does something new with #Chicken - more @fakenewsfront

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Image is bike before it was #pinced. #Police are awaiting appeals for its return. #stolenart

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Shock as #Art left in Street is #stolen
London was shocked today to find #thieves stole some 'art' that was not a #Banksy . 'The #lockedbike is gone,' said someone 'but the lock remains.'

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UPDATE: #Bike chained to rail IS #Art - official
A #stripped #bicycle frame locked to a rail #London's #Shoreditch is officially #modernart say art police but is not a #Banksy.

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London's art police declared a Code 3 emergency and appealed for the return of 'an important' piece of #modernist #modernart

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@MrMichaelSpicer https://t.co/ADh5pdaOYH

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Bike frame locked to rail not art

A bike frame locked to a handrail in #Shoreditch is not art London's art police have confirmed.

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"It's not art it's just some useless #biketheft attempt being thwarted by a cheapish lock" they said, when asked."

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Bike frame locked to rail not art

A bike frame locked to a handrail in #Shoreditch is not art London's art police have confirmed.

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Says Yorkshire's biodiversity index.

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To celebrate #yorkshireday2024 Here is the news: "#Yorkshire 'delighted' as extinct #Frog hops back into Life"

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Yorkshire is the UK's most #biodiversity rich county.