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#LADYAPHRODITE: ronance supremacy.

[seph @FAMILYVIDEOSS]

PERSEPHONE ; THE WANDERER.

“your honour, they were meant to be.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Magaidiots,

President Biden doesn’t care if you call him Brandon.
Doesn’t care if you call him sleepy joe or creepy joe or if you call him John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Call him whatever the hell you want.
He doesn’t care.
Why?
Because he’s too busy getting shit done.

[sk @kirkxxs]

people born before 1999 so damn old… i know those dinosaurs knew the founding fathers personally omg

[Angie Manfredi @misskubelik]

Jack Black is a celebrity. He's a movie star. He's a rock star. He oozes charisma and sex appeal and charm. It absolutely kills me that people find 100 ways to talk around this, 99 of them because he's fat.

[Julia S @juliasasine]

BYU health insurance does not offer its female faculty birth control until after the birth of her 5th child. 5TH CHILD. Just wanted to remind you of that

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

A mutual aid group does outreach near the LA men's jail where unhoused ppl are let out with nothing but their jail clothes + a plastic bag of papers. After a few really busy days where they fed and clothed 50+ ppl they desperately need help with supplies: https://t.co/IUYvSIdsCg

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

The most heartbreaking thing unhoused people frequently tell me is how they feel like ghosts because people won't talk to them or look at them in the eyes. They can spend days and even weeks without a single person responding to or acknowledging them. A warm hi goes a long way.

[elle is trying so hard @scretladyspider]

was looking thru Quora at asexuality and someone asked "do asexual people reproduce asexually" and the reply was "do you have any idea how traumatized I'd be if my arm fell off and turned into a baby" and that's how I'm answering that question from now on

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Just so we’re clear… I refuse to let my daughter grow up in a country where she has fewer rights than I did.

And I know for a damn fact that I am not alone.

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

I want to see Matt Gaetz expelled from Congress and behind bars! Do you?

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I do not do bugs. You can literally rob me with a roach

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

I love my name because over email people assume I'm a white man who went to prep school and then they meet me in person and realize I tricked them into respecting me for 6 months.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

*pulls a hair out of my my balls* she loves me *pulls a hair out of my balls* she loves me not

[fran @galacticidiots]

My love language is forcing everyone to become obsessed with my current obsession so they suffer with me. I am the opposite of a gatekeeper. I am a gateway.

[Zachary Zane @ZacharyZane_]

Happy Bisexual Awareness Week! A reminder that you are “Bi enough” even if you haven’t had sex with a person of the opposite sex. Even if you’re married and monogamous. Even if your mom says “but you’re ESSENTIALLY straight now.”

[Ryan Logan @oldman_logan]

When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club. A satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized…

[🌾🌿🪿 Holly 🪿🌿🌾 @SparrowLucero]

every deer fact is like "deers are herbivores but have been known to scavenge human corpses" or "deer can spontaneously generate false bloody wounds on their body, the purpose of which is unknown"