Kate

Brazilian Sensation.

[Kate @fantastico]

Look at this, Brazil. You’ve been mistaking me for @showdavida for fifteen years. Here’s to fifteen more.

[Kate @fantastico]

@duolingo I have put in so many help requests and sent emails to no avail. Can someone, anyone, PLEASE help me verify my email address for my account? Username: BooksAndBread

[Kate @fantastico]

The best thing about working from home is that when something stressful happens you can go right to your kitchen to melt cheese on chips about it.

[Jonathan 🇺🇸🇲🇽 @iamjmart4]

In 8 days my online personality will be mainly baseball and Dodgers all day every day. Just a lil warning 🤠

[Kate @fantastico]

@showdavida Hey no worries! It’s been fun!

[Kate @fantastico]

@babalin @ttatmaslany @showdavida LA Dodgers.

[Kate @fantastico]

Look at this, Brazil. You’ve been mistaking me for @showdavida for fifteen years. Here’s to fifteen more.

[Kate @fantastico]

@ttatmaslany @showdavida I literally don’t use Twitter outside of baseball season for anything other than talking to lovely Brazilians. So I don’t mind.

[Kate @fantastico]

@J_Tatee @showdavida It’s also “fantastic” in Spanish and Italian and probably some other languages too— not a misspelling, nor intentionally Portuguese. Just a name I thought sounded good!

[Kate @fantastico]

@J_Tatee @showdavida Just picked it at random! Wasn’t thinking hard about it to be honest.

[Kate @fantastico]

@LtSomerset @showdavida WHO IS HE???!!!

[Kate @fantastico]

@vikttu_ @showdavida I’ve had some inquiries but nobody serious. And honestly what would I be if not an accidental Brazilian celebrity?

[Kate @fantastico]

@riickss I’m not sure either.

[Kate @fantastico]

Today I realized that, very sadly, I was not the first person to refer to a sloppy joe as a “slovenly joseph.”

[Kate @fantastico]

Overalls. That is all.

[Kate @fantastico]

Wouldn’t it be wild if real life was like Animal Crossing and you go to a friend’s house like, “Here, I brought you some cherries!” and they’re like, “Oh, thank you so much, here, have a generator.”

[Kate @fantastico]

Tomorrow I’m going to make a tofu scramble.

[Kate @fantastico]

Heyyyy whoever keeps trying to log in to my Twitter account, stop.

[Kate @fantastico]

Yo @TJoesOfficial, is this supposed to be inside the hot cocoa mix? I pulled it out after the scoop.

[Kate @fantastico]

@FuckJMetro Aw but please?

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I always hear the question: who let the dogs out (who who who who)? With respect to The Baha Men, I prefer WHEN let the dogs out (when when when when)?

‘Cause guess what, Greyhounds? Our 2nd season starts 7/23! Can I get a Bah Amen!? That’s what I used to think they were called