Just a can of Bush’s Baked Beans

What the fuck is oatmeal

[Just a can of Bush’s Baked Beans @FuckJMetro]

I feel like there’s no noticeable tactile difference between strangling Andrew Tate and strangling a goose.

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@TAIBband really just put out the best single of 2021 and dipped. Wya boys??

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You ever feel like a piece of shit traveling through an asshole that’s being sewn shut?

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Time to prepare for at least a month of writing the wrong date on things and then haphazardly scratching it out to correct it. Happy New Year, my brand

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Hot take: People should have to score at least a 75 on an IQ test before they’re allowed to use Facebook Marketplace

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@fuckforte Core memory unlocked

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Imagine if Tenacious D said “this is the greatest and best song in the world” and just started playing Smoke on the Water

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@InfinityWard So you’re telling me there’s hope

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Everybody always asks “where’s the Bush’s Baked Beans?”

But nobody ever asks “How’s the Bush’s Baked Beans”

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Thinking about that time a band did a cover at a local show and some asshole was like “I bet they don’t even know who did this song originally” like sir do you understand how a cover song works?

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Is it just me or did we all grow up preferring to drink from the bathroom sink over the kitchen sink?

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@InfinityWard no need to add Crash as a map, I think your coding already gives us the full experience. #fixyourgame

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Me too, Joey. Me too.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Getting ready for Sunday Night Football……

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Just deleted someone off of Snapchat for posting a picture of some mf Long John Silver’s on their story. If you’re brave enough to eat that shit then I don’t trust you and you gotta go 😤

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Overbearing bosses are my kink, like micromanage me harder daddy 😩

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Mr. “more in love with the idea of getting sober than actually doing the work”

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Joey Diaz is the only man alive that can nonchalantly say that he robbed a hooker and not get a follow up question.

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John McCain walked so Joe Biden could fall off his bike.

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@POTUS Let’s cap the cost of gas at $1.50 a gallon so every family can afford it.

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@POTUS Mr. President can you please confirm that Toyotathon will not be affected by recent world events