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My name’s FatJeff but I’m not really that fat. Life is good, getting better even.

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@HustleBitch_ Well it looks like she's excited to be there...

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@markmartin @NASCAR The wise man of NASCAR spittin’ facts

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@tarpscff I think she’s only owning a cup team away from the HOF.

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Hey @BankofHawaii I got your letter of June the 1st. Fees to make deposits, fees for handling the checks in those deposits, higher fees for handling checks from another bank, fees for depositing cash and on and on. What's next, a terminal tellers can spin around for a tip?

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@MbarkCherguia Future organ donor…

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Wow...haven't needed to buy HP toner for a minute and I am shocked at how much they've gone up. I am definitely in the wrong business.

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Hey I hear there’s this big MMA fight on….oh never mind

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@GrindCulture_ This won't end well...

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@LibTearCreator1 Rage bait...don't bite

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@CouchRacerShop @TonyStewart

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Anyone got the pre-sale password for Earth Wind and Fire at the Blaisdell?

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Anyone got the password for the Earth Wind and Fire presale on Friday?

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@ElChibo @HawaiiAthletics It's comical how small that is. Did they use the kids screens on the adult blanks?

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Anyone else ready to toss the remote because the @FloRacing stream of the High Stakes Vegas race stops, stutters, and is generally looking like it’s shot through a potato?

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@AnneErickson Unpopular answer here but...I saw @KansasBand in the summer of '79. I went in with zero expectations and witnessed a flawless show. Close 2nd, @VanHalen on the F.U.C.K. tour, Honolulu on a night when the A/C quit. Musically and temp wise, the hottest show ever.

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@Jesii_ca_M World class rage bait...

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@BCopeland98 @garyalan82 @jeff_gluck And remarkably stupid if he did it.

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@MrPitbull07 Complaining about a tip is peak absurdity

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@its_The_Dr I wonder how many of these guys are thinking…this better get me laid.

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What kinda of critter is on Billie Joe’s head? #SuperBowlLX