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Please try to control your orgasms when looking at my profile and header pictures

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Gonna have this for the inevitable heat death of Twitter

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@Shoomimishoom @roomimiroom It’s always fun getting carried 😊

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@RayNarvaezJr Hard?

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What Was The Incident 🙊👀 At Your Local ?

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@Shoomimishoom Here is a baby Scooter to hopefully help you feel better! I’m dealing with Covid myself so I’m in the trenches with you 🤒

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@CalFrantz2 @Bassline25 It’d be really funny if you panned slightly to the right and could see the back of basslines head in your photo

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@CreativeWilds Until after that 10 minutes it fucking reeks of gamer stank in there

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@Jolly_Olive Fuck it, might as well put Jorge Polanco back at short at that point lol

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@CalFrantz2 This is the tweet that killed Lindsay graham

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@PepsiSSB HSG iirc had some wins on PR players and was close to being PR a couple times but always had attendance issues but that was before I joined the PR committee and followed the entire scene so I could be wrong

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@JuaniSnipes Of course man, glad to hear that the walk helped 🙌

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New York elects a socialist mayor then wins the NBA Championship, you basketball fans know what you have to do now

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@ImSlushee Little did we know at the time

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@chrchie No please I want to keep my foreskin 😭

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@Shoomimishoom Not a bottom btw xdx

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Leave it to the mariners to voluntarily hit one of the worst hitters in the league cleanup

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Vic’s back!

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@Jolly_Olive Not part of the lineup but maybe for a rotation version?

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@hutchinson Or it’s a comment directed at the continued rise of fascism in the US and how the government is actively doing things against the wishes of the American people. Which a full on decent into authoritarianism could likely lead to violent uprisings

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@hutchinson He quotes JFK so you’re “no balls”ing him into committing a second 9/11? Your animosity it’s driving you to be just as insane as you claim Hasan or MAGA are