Tommy

got banned on me old account for being too cool :(

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Just heard @spectator are planning to run a story on me tomorrow about how I have benefitted commercially in the last 18 months…To clarify, I don’t need to partner with brands. I partner because I want to progress the work I do off the pitch and…(1)

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

me going back in time to kill that mother fucker who invented farming 🔫🙂🔫

[Ebz @_ebbzz]

Just spent money again... when does it end

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

think how many people interact with horses and cows yet they only kill like 20 out of 8 billion a year...absolute vibe animals

[Brandon Gallawa @meshuggadaddy]

@regularbarnett This graphic will always live on my phone because of you.

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

me looking up what NFT means for the billionth time...ah yes a “Non-Fungible Transaction” why didn’t you just say earlier

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

@finley_top cheers bro uwu☺️

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

BROOO WTFFF I JUST GOT PLAYED ON VISION RADIO AKA NOISIA RADIO. 😱 actually over the moon wtf. listen from 48mins onward for some home grown welsh dnb 🤠https://t.co/WTlPyB7z1A

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

why do ryan reynolds and Rob McElhenney now own wrexham football club?!?!?! lowkey kinda dope, but hella random

[Bush’s Baked Beaner @calc_john]

Social media is so pivotal in these moments, especially when western media actively keeps us from seeing these images. Your retweets and sharing are important. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

no way did my in heat cat just come up two flights of stairs with her new ‘boyfriend’ to go shag in her room but when the male cat saw me and my girlfriend he ran away like some embarrassed teenager thinking the house was empty to shag lmao

[Plaid Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Plaid_Cymru]

He had a final campaign speech prepared but said this instead.

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

Steak-umm is taking it to Neil deGrasse Tyson and I am here for this battle of the titans.

[Iglꙩꙩghost @IGLOOGHOST]

MY MUM REALLY LOVES MY ALBUM & MY DAD LISTENS TO IT WHILE HE SMOKES OUTSIDE IN THE NIGHT TIME :*)

[hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah]

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

bro i see so many tik toks of people keeping rare wild animals and then also ‘pampering’ their pets but human pampering and no one says shit. particularly washing animals. animals often rely heavily of scent to navigate and identify and you’re washing then with fucking shampoo!😤

[Tommy @FAUXFUNmusic]

a person from my year in uni had their songs played in LITERAL SPACE! by NASA astronauts!!! and i can’t even finish a below average shitty dnb tune 🙂🙂🙂

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the shit y’all preached would happen to me because i was gay. so i hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.