Peter Strahm

Formerly New Jersey’s #1 FBI agent , currently living with the Jigsaw Killer’s accomplice

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 I didn’t take you to be a softie for dogs… what do you want to name him?

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 As am I. You can hold him, you know. He’s not nippy at all, he likes to lick.

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 He’s about a month old, poor thing apparently came from a small litter that didn’t make it. And he won’t be big, he’s a basset hound.

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 Of course! He doesn’t even have a name yet. I wanted you to choose that. Come to the car with me

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 Yes… I couldn’t help it! Every time I walked by the pound he just kept staring at me… I caved. He ran straight to me when I walked in those doors, it was like he wanted /me/ to take him.

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 I didn’t think you’d be snooping around there… but yes. I got us a puppy

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 You wish. But no

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@DetHoffman1965 Well, I’ve been thinking about an important decision for quite awhile now. And don’t be mad, but I’ve already made it. I don’t think you’ll be all that upset anyway

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@d3m0l0v3rs I’ve made a purchase.

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

I done it. I finally… done it. Now all I have to do is get home and tell Mark. I hope he won’t be too upset…

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@dilf_collector

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@blkwltzjohannes Liquor

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@_redanimator Thriving, actually

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@S0LEIL_________ “That fuckass pen” his name is Simon, thank you.

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@ax5rt It made me stumble across his twitch streams, but besides that for the better

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

@S0LEIL_________ What the fuck

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