feral fawcett

man

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

Thought I looked cute. Might delete later

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

"her pfp was glowing"
"when u see an account in his following and just know"
"when yall start talking and that one account starts being suggested every day"

You are one amongst hundreds of millions being vivisected and mentally tortured by a trillion-dollar social experiment

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

What I would do to die for her or another. Some people say I am too kind. My most recent boyfriend began the breakup with this observation. I reek of naivety, my friend. I visit her like the seaside. I can't tell him it's a preventative measure for the blame I feel

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

A preteen and I in the chinese hospital wait for our turn to be seen. Me, for some situational disorder I could cure by action but alas I cannot quit my job or I will lose my visa. Her, likely the rows of scarred inches down the forearms. They call my name, or someone else's.

[princess @mommyyym1lkers]

who needs therapy when you can get wasted w your long term friends who’ve seen the worst of you and still love you

[birdbath @birdbath]

One time I put a hole in a girl's wall by slamming her brother's PS4 controller in it, she didn't call the cops cuz I had her mindcontrolled via nutting in her. Then the construction job I worked at had me go there to repair the drywall, $50 in my pocket. The girl got an abortion

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

@DezZdemonya everybody knows ppl w ice they're just telling u it's mdma

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

i rly dont give a fuck i be following them dming hiii

[𓊝 @HEAVYWASH_]

As much as I enjoy using instagram, it genuinely terrifies me how person with no mutuals that I met at a bar once in a different city 5 years ago gets suggested to me.

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

what teenage girls have a VS budget. What adult women wear PINK?

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

the men in victoria's discourse is confusion to me for its implication that there are thousands of people who live near a mall. Also how could this happen to you more than maybe once every few years. who buys bras this often.

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

"knicks sevenn" is gna be a thing if we get there. just putting my flag on the moon here for future reference

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲🐂🀄️🐺 @thisisvalgrey]

when people assume you aren't dealing with your own shit just bc you don't act like a miserable loser with a victim mentality

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Dudes do a high dose of mushrooms one time and be like “yeah since my ego death I’m just kind of better than everyone around me”

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

last night he was particularly drunk and jumped up and down. He said no fucking way, it's been four months at least. i said yeah. he said i do not know ur name. i said yeah it's cool. He kept jumping. See u next time.

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

there is a man named Filipe I say perhaps once every 2-4 months and every time I say hello Filipe. And he loses his mind. Every time, loses his fucking mind

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

u gotta follow up quick w no, last name- better yet initially ask how to spell it

[Sarah @silversarahj]

My new intern forgot someone’s name and tried one of those tricks people use to subtly ask what it was without actually asking that:

Intern: Can you remind me, how do you pronounce his name?
Me:
Intern:
Me: ….. Brad.

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

just pulled up to girl who walked past me smoking a cig outside the subway 10 min ago exactly as the subway arrived. timing mogged

[feral fawcett @FBI_OFFIClAL]

there is a rly funny thing tht happens to me when i reframed my feminism as giving all men benefit of the doubt men would get sooo mad at this. I've been harangued twice as much for being "too nice" to men by men than any other approach. only semi related to this tweet.

[delaney⚢ @del_aunaie]

i agree, once you've exhausted your options with all other girls (who we understand to be universally evil, popular, exclusionary & neurotypical mean girls) your best bet is lonely male outcasts, who are famously the safest & kindest group of people to women and girls on average

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

this is the leftist version of “consent to sex is consent to pregnancy”

[rose @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."