"her pfp was glowing"
"when u see an account in his following and just know"
"when yall start talking and that one account starts being suggested every day"
You are one amongst hundreds of millions being vivisected and mentally tortured by a trillion-dollar social experiment
What I would do to die for her or another. Some people say I am too kind. My most recent boyfriend began the breakup with this observation. I reek of naivety, my friend. I visit her like the seaside. I can't tell him it's a preventative measure for the blame I feel
A preteen and I in the chinese hospital wait for our turn to be seen. Me, for some situational disorder I could cure by action but alas I cannot quit my job or I will lose my visa. Her, likely the rows of scarred inches down the forearms. They call my name, or someone else's.
One time I put a hole in a girl's wall by slamming her brother's PS4 controller in it, she didn't call the cops cuz I had her mindcontrolled via nutting in her. Then the construction job I worked at had me go there to repair the drywall, $50 in my pocket. The girl got an abortion
As much as I enjoy using instagram, it genuinely terrifies me how person with no mutuals that I met at a bar once in a different city 5 years ago gets suggested to me.
the men in victoria's discourse is confusion to me for its implication that there are thousands of people who live near a mall. Also how could this happen to you more than maybe once every few years. who buys bras this often.
last night he was particularly drunk and jumped up and down. He said no fucking way, it's been four months at least. i said yeah. he said i do not know ur name. i said yeah it's cool. He kept jumping. See u next time.
there is a man named Filipe I say perhaps once every 2-4 months and every time I say hello Filipe. And he loses his mind. Every time, loses his fucking mind
My new intern forgot someone’s name and tried one of those tricks people use to subtly ask what it was without actually asking that:
Intern: Can you remind me, how do you pronounce his name?
Me:
Intern:
Me: ….. Brad.
there is a rly funny thing tht happens to me when i reframed my feminism as giving all men benefit of the doubt men would get sooo mad at this. I've been harangued twice as much for being "too nice" to men by men than any other approach. only semi related to this tweet.
i agree, once you've exhausted your options with all other girls (who we understand to be universally evil, popular, exclusionary & neurotypical mean girls) your best bet is lonely male outcasts, who are famously the safest & kindest group of people to women and girls on average
I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."