Gay Cop Car

just getting my reps in

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

@mtaibbi can u link to ur story from like 2011 about the 4 companies that make gas prices balloon? Joe wants to FTC to investigate

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

@river_is_nice I’m not coming at u I was being people on this app

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Russiagate being real but actually western outlets were doing it the whole time makes so much sense

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

@river_is_nice I’m an anarchist. This is why I support the life sentence prosecution of 17 year old.

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Asked my doctor if there’s going to be more boosters after this & she was like “there is literally no point, that’s not how vaccines work, but probably”

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Twitter is for people who were prescribed Zoloft for pretty much no reason while their brains were still developing. #MentalHealthMatters

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Im an anarchist. That is why I support the prosecution.

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

I had a Kyle Rittenhouse type on my 8th grade football team. His dad was a coach & told us how he used to murder chickens on the farm. His kid couldn’t catch for shit

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Also very funny that they think shaming the legalize all drugs guy is going to work in America

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

SNL is literally making school shooters at this point

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Jim Carrey grinch can’t be topped

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Who wants to help me make a fake fintech resume. Guarantee I can get some chach to hire me by talking about how Cincinnati football is getting completely disrespected by the CFP committee in the interview

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

@dan_allegretto @PatrikSandberg @annakhachiyan @nobody_stop_me @ArnoldFriend6 @harinef @Blood_Napkin @jamehhhhhhh @sooogay @BrotiGupta @DylanGelula @lenadunham How’s amber doing I miss her

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Sometimes Sam Seder is too much like John Cusack to be likable. Cusack also too much like Cusack

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

@Apple fix ur fuckin maps the place we wanna go to wasn’t closed and ur stupid fuckin app said it was dipshits. Ok love u

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

4 year old who’s dick don’t work lol

[colton scott @_cuban_pete]

@river_is_nice At work I view drug insurance claims… it’s very alarming how many 4 year olds are on Zoloft or some other SSRI. Hell, they even come in syrup form for kids. ADHD meds being prescribed to toddlers is also super common. I can’t see how this could be so widely necessary.

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

Kyle Rittenhouse needs to be prosecuted to end racism

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

@youre2basic Im begging you not to

[Gay Cop Car @FBIassistant]

All I’m sayin is Aaron Rodgers did a crypto ad this summer and none of you geezers gave a shit, but now all of a sudden u care about some mythical impressionable Sheboygan teenager

[Kalina Newman @KalinaNewman]

All six @MineWorkers who refused to leave the streets outside of BlackRock, the largest equity firm with a stake in @WarriorMetCoal where workers have been on strike for 8 months now, have been arrested by NYPD. #MinersAgainstBlackRock