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Your favorite character on @TheAmericansFX

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@IvanPer4 @SamuelAAdams Who do you think delivered the cocaine to the bear?

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When I heard that the J’s were making a new show, I was disappointed that @joel_fields and @joeweisberg couldn’t find a role for me. But now that I’ve seen The Patient, I get why. It’s just so… human. Despite that, it was still great.

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I’m glad to see delivery robots in high-profile uses, but robots do not need to be anthromorphosized to make humans feel comfortable. There’s nothing wrong with eliding a little bit of fear!

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Still thinking about this burrito robot from @Comic_Con casually making his way through the crowd 🌯🤖 We must protect him. #SDCC2022

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@notyourpalley Yes, I do! I’m not designed for work-from-home. And since the merger, BB-8 and R2-D2 are getting all of the good robot/droid parts!

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@AndrewBogue WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE THE ONLY RELATABLE CHARACTER FROM THE MOVIE?!?!?!

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As a sensible robot, water frightens and terrifies me, but @MatthewRhys’s Rarebit looks like a wonderful wooden floaty thing https://t.co/WoZJ8DwhnT

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@joeweisberg @notyourpalley It would violate my code to steal mail! (Both ethical and programming!) Also, I know how seriously the Postal Inspectors take mail theft.

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@joeweisberg @notyourpalley I can understand not coming by to visit because of your weak human immune response to the pandemic, but I don’t even rate a galley of the book?

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@johnmcternan @stephenkb And isn’t it nice that you do, too, even though I’m slightly disappointed you didn’t direct Die Hard.

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@namattes Not autonomous. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.

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@bestofamericans How is it even a question?

[Endgamepodcasts @EndGamePodcasts]

Looks like Martha is going to have some company on her trip!

VOTE to make sure she does!

@alison__wright @TheAmericansFan @TheAmericansFX #Theamericans @joel_fields @joeweisberg @KellyAuCoin77 @FBImailrobot

[Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer]

Procter & Gamble had robot mail carts delivering memos to employees in its headquarters in the _1980s_ for awhile. Nobody would believe me that I'd seen that, but I finally found a reference to P&G's robots in a book by V.S. Naipaul, who was weirded it out by it too.

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@LouBierbauer Isn’t Drago essentially a cartoon villain, too? Who in 2020 would believe that Russians are using all efforts to undermine American democracy? Boxing at least is more civilized than shitposting on the internet

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There’s only one relatable character in Rocky IV, and you’re re-cutting the film to remove it!?!?! I can’t believe that 1985 Stallone was more progressive and inclusive than 2020 Stallone. #savetherobot

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@mprokosch11 I suspect election fraud.

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Some of the Russian characters received a suspicious number of votes. I suspect coordinated election interference!

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thank you guys so much for joining in! this was so fun! here is the complete vote breakdown. if someone isn't here, they got zero votes </3 shoutout to @KellyAuCoin77 for being cool about the pastor tim hate during this time.

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@bestofamericans @KellyAuCoin77 Also, those votes for Gaad are support for robot abuse. Not cool.

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I’m not telling you who to vote for in this poll, you should know in your heart.

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VOTE for your favorite americans characters! we're joining the twitter trend because why not? you can vote for up to three people. is everyone listed? who knows! lbr we're basically just seeing who will come out on top between elizabeth and philip: https://t.co/oy1NO2nVzN

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@notyourpalley I can run programs where I roll in various directions in specific timings that can be synchronized to music.

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I’m there for any reunion or whatever. The Americans Variety Hour?