Francis Brian Shaw

My better self is now on Mastodon @[email protected] because seriously, f this place.

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This is the greatest picture I've ever taken

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@essenviews Fun fact: the US adminstration has already been caught on multiple occasions interfering with Canadian elections, particularly the ones hoping to break up Canada.

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@LucasSa56947288 Unrelectable

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@SenEricSchmitt Will the jets know the difference between a basketball game in Atlanta and one in Iowa?

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@Acyn He knows how it ends.

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@RpsAgainstTrump He is sooooo close to taco'ing. You can smell it...at least that's what everyone in the room hopes they're smelling

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@RpsAgainstTrump Fun fact, he still hasnt clarified what conditions his team tried to force on Canada at the 11th hour of negotiations. We know he's walked back the "we demand to not label anything in French" demand but hasn't owned up to "we demanded veto power over all of Canada's trade deals"

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@atrupar When he resigns in shame, the party north of the border will rival that time Canada won the Olympic gold medal in hockey at home.

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I pay hundreds of dollars a year to subscribe to @DAZN to watch NFL and so far, it's 10 minutes into the second quarter of the first game of the day and I've seen the @YourAlberta biased-as-hell, everything-is-lie referendum commercial 4 GD times.

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@Stockwell_Day Remember how ridiculous you looked in that wetsuit? And how that one thing was able to completely sink your dreams of being PM? Ah yes, good times

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@ItsDeanBlundell He really is the dorkiest of men to ever attempt the cowboy makeover

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@Acyn He knows he's the fall guy, right?

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Apparently Trump wants the world to call AI "Super Intelligence" because "Stable Genius Machine" just didn't have the same zing

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@RpsAgainstTrump How much lipstick is too much for AI's pig?

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@OlenaRohoza At this point Hegseth is just praying dear leader doesn't forget to sign his pardon papers before the tangerine tyrant creeps out of his office in the dead of night with a one way ticket to Moscow.

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@atrupar "because as we all know that money would be much better placed sending administration lackeys like me to do kegs stands with our national hockey teams"

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If I see one guy from Moosejaw wearing a beret, that US-Canada trade deal Trump thinks is coming is dead on the f'ing water

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@GBC_Press I hate Doug Ford but I'd pay good money to see him trapped in a cage with Jesse Watters after this interview

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I know we all joked about them Weekend-at-Bernie's'ing Mitch McConnell but seriously even Bernie knew more of where he was than ol' Mitch

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@factpostnews Meanwhile the biggest concern from most Americans is the Democrats won't stop his agenda enough

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Nothing is more appropriate for this administration than the classic abusive spouse's refrain of "trust me baby, I know I did wrong but I deserve another chance...that lasts two years"

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Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"