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“you’re attracted to what you aren’t”

[44 @FBarloghun]

@4sev4sev_ @boyboye9 like bruhh… I use a nokia x100 to play…never lags… if your android isn’t octacore with snapdragon processor, why e no go lag… no be just 6gb ram dey necessary

[44 @FBarloghun]

@Olivia_delcruz I thought my brain cells were dying 😂… I literally started writing a post on substack about how I’m “olodo becoming”. the only thing I was sure of were the calculations and it was less than 20.

[44 @FBarloghun]

SEPLAT... wtf was that english and reasoning test

[44 @FBarloghun]

@olajideclement5 @OpaniyiSimisola uhh… send them a mail asap… they have provisions for that—as stated in the doc attached to the mail…but you should have downloaded the app before now (they did a movk test)

[44 @FBarloghun]

@abolorreeeee tbh, the time was fair...but the comprehension pasages were unneccessarily too long. general knowledge would suffice

[44 @FBarloghun]

is it survival of the fittest, or are you just wicked

[44 @FBarloghun]

black mirror is probably the craziest mind fuck scifi show I’ve seen before… you just have to absorb the whole thing to understand

[Chioma ❁ @bzingers]

The craziest compilation video of men rage baiting their women you will ever see 😬🤣

[44 @FBarloghun]

@agape_miteu do you understand the chances of work-related accidnts you can have as an upstream engineer? compare that with a software engineer. oil n gas is top7 biggest industries in nigeria and 3 of the top 5 depend on them. also in contrast to softwares, oil has been for ages

[Eghosa 🪐💻 @iam_Dahnee01]

Get some assessments you go write you go just thank God say you get job already 😂

[44 @FBarloghun]

@shananaofficial thats an offside position 🫠

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you finished with a “strong” 2.1

[44 @FBarloghun]

she go ask the money and reply na NO...una dy think too much

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Them no fit teach you this kind OT

[44 @FBarloghun]

@_Oluwanifemii @giggle2m @iamewomaa Yh..I used to think so before too… we Nigerians just slam convenient names on thing as we like, neglecting the actual names…

[44 @FBarloghun]

@_Oluwanifemii @giggle2m @iamewomaa A roll on can be a deodorant or antiperspirant… it’s the style of dispensing the fluid inside that’s called roll on

[The Gospel According to the Streets! @streetchurchh]

For everyone who has been crying and waiting for a better time, your morning will come.

You too will be congratulated 💪

[44 @FBarloghun]

@ShahriDine29151 @eludayo_1 ANTARTICA IS A DESERT BRUHH…icy/polar desert

[AlágbèdeEKO @shananaofficial]

As someone who works on production plant site and see how people gets into the industry I work in, I will advise you try something more different, but direct and astute which is to get a certification in HSE - 1&2 (esspon) which qualify you as a safety personnel…

[44 @FBarloghun]

I’m sorry but nothing states “A mechanical engineering graduate won't get in..” in their application…

[Ifeanyi ifebi @Nnewi300]

The SEPLAT technical graduate trainee recruitment wanted just one thing..

Grafuates of engineering and science.

It didn't specify a branch of science and engineering..

Why..

They have training programs to bring every graduate trainee to speed.

They just want graduates to come and compete.

What will you see when the final selection is done.

A graduate of biotechnology may get in..

A graduate of chemical engineering may not make it.

A graduate of microbiology/botany/cell biology may get in..

A mechanical engineering graduate won't get in..

It's not absolute...

The competition starts from the application to aptitude tests and interviews.

You need to be prepared.

Your second class upper degree in engineering means nothing if a second class lower graduate in botany is topping the charts in the aptitude test.

Prepare and compete.

SEPLAT job is a good job.

Do all you legally can to make the final list.

Gracias.