FlirtyBert's Floaty Flirts!

Hi, I'm Uncle Bert! @Flirty_Bert
Welcome to our emporium* of sexy inflatables that are designed to Squeeze, Tease, and Please™
*parody only; images AI generated

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@Deltira_OD @InflataBun Ooh sexy-dangerous 😅

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@ScorchDraken @InflataBun No seams, eh? Sounds durable 😏

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@Kristalyn_Wu Why the heck is X flagging these as adult content?!?? I mean, we all know what we use them for 👀, but that isn't obvious and the pics are in no-way explicit! 😵‍💫

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@BeiLeInflatabl2 "No! We meant a big pair of BOOBS" 😜

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@BiBahHobo Ooh yeah, bounce, baby!
Love that dive! 👏

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@ultra_rayman @kawasho_3d 🤮 ugh, no, no… no this is NOT good

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@ultra_rayman Don't lose your reality 🖕

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@floofwheelz I'm not familiar with that euphemism 😏

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@1500_415 Hey! It's the sex part of the sports store! My favourite !! 🤭

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@AnemoneofUMA @ZenInflatable It's fascinating to see how they do the body curve with more segments. Any custom toy builder would make them with fewer parts to weld together 😶

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@Squeaky_Gray Mmmm … I can almost smell the phthalates! Best vinyl EVER!!!

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@baku55_ai Your face?? Or… your cheeks 😏

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@BiBahHobo Wtf?!?!?! Your stuff might be suggestive, but there is definitely more rude stuff on YouTube. This corporatism is shit 👎

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@DaggerBark @Flirty_Bert @SoranyGyArt @ZenInflatable err … YES

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@NovEgoriva @Cranberryscause 👍 ditto

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@AncientDNAHub Geebus, that's gotta be the worst AI since Will Smith eating spaghetti 🍝 🤣

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@SonOfChaos20 Wait until you find out "cuck/cuckold" comes from "cuckoo" 😏

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@CalyxSharkFace @CaribouEno I've humped a few GL500s and I STILL can't figure out how it's possible 😂. Scares the shit outta me, but it's so hot at the same time 😅