FC Dynamos

Bristol Based 5 a side team. Playing in the Championship on Wednesday nights @ Bristol Goals North

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6-13**

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FC Dynamos 6-12 Haskins FC

The Bakery x4
The OG x1
The Weary Traveller x1

Oppo were decent enough. We tried v hard but not to be. Our Italian Stallion was too distracted making friends with the oppo and Mr Salsa was a no show for “losing his phone”??? 🤥🤥🤥

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 18.45
🆚 Haskins FC
🏆 Championship

NEW SEASON
NEW OPPONENT
NEW OUTCOME?

Definitely potential to put together a good run of form - let’s hope the formula of never playing a proper keeper finally starts working.

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Fucking fuming. Murray FC forfeited their game tonight so 3 points have been removed from their points total, meaning we’ve NOT been relegated.

See you next week Championship

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FC Dynamos 5-9 Goals Gooners

Del Piero x2
Hoover x3

If their keeper wasn’t prime Neville Southall we’d have won that I reckon. We were 5-3 up with 10 mins left and our captain kicked it to their best player twice, the twat

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 19.30
🆚 Goals Gooners
🏆 Championship

The task is simple. Avoid winning and we are relegated.

Tonight we are all on the side of Goals Gooners 🤞🤞🤞🤞

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Mighty C”s 7-9 FC Dynamos

Headband warrior x4
Harry De Bruyne x2
Lazio x2
Peter Kay’s understudy x1

Unlucky C”s, well done for rilling us up, can you come and piss us off before next week’s game??

Left handed tugs all round for the lads tonight

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 18.45
🆚 Mighty C”s
🏆 Championship

Ringer? I ‘ardly know ‘er!!

Gonna be a hot one ☀️☀️

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FC Dynamos 12-10 Queens Park Strangers

Potter x5
Left Handed Tug x2
Sofa x2
Greedy Capitan x2
Bath Shagger x1

WE’VE DONE ITTTTT!!!

We’re class. No more needs to be said!

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 20.15
🆚 Queens Park Strangers
🏆 Championship

Listen, ultimately if we don’t get at least one win on the pitch in the league, it’ll be a bigger corruption scandal than the PGMO gifting Arsenal the title

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FC Dynamos 9-18 Hull FC

Carol x5
Big Shak x1
Samba x1
City fan #2 x1
Stallion x1

They weren’t as mouthy or kicky as last time, we’d have probably done ok with a proper keeper or if CAROL STOPPED PASSING IT TO THEM OUTSIDE OUR BOX.

1 week closer relegation 💪💪

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 18.45
🆚 Hull FC
🏆 Championship

Could be one of the great days in this clubs short history, come on you checks 🟦⬜️

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Murray FC 12-6 FC Dynamos

AJ x1
AJs mate x1
AJs mate x3
AJs mate x1

Ref got the score wrong, it’s gone down as 12-5. Heavily helped by AJ and his mates but we’re all mates here.

One week closer to league 1 vivaaaaa

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 20.15
🆚 Murray FC
🏆 Championship

We live in hope of a win. Equally if we lose it’s one step closer to the promised land of League One 🤞🤞

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Goals Gooners 17-4 FC Dynamos

Peter Crouch x1
SNUS x2
Carol x1

Yeah fair do’s, hope they win the league.

We weren’t exactly “bad” but we weren’t exactly “good”. Though we have put in a transfer offer for their keeper so none of us have to go in net next week

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 19.30
🆚 Goals Gooners
🏆 Championship

We’re against top of the league with a bare V available (and no keepers), against a team who have 4 wins from 4.

Some would say they’re due a loss though 👀

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Mighty C’s 12-8 FC Dynamos

Dill Pickle x4
Greggs Sausage Roll x1
Italian Stallion x1
Cityzen x2

Started really well, went 4-1 up after 15 mins but then we subbed Dylan off and remembered we’re not very good so conceded 6 goals in 5 mins and was downhill from there

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Technically we’ve also won 2 games in 1 week so this game doesn’t even matter

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🏟️ Bristol Goals North
⏰ 19.30
🆚 Mighty C”s
🏆 Championship

This lot beat us last time 29-3 BUT we won 12-5 last week so we’re the in form team 🖕🖕

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One win down so many to go.

The only way is up baby 🕺