FC Gonk

The West Country’s most illustrious 5-a-side outfit, Filton Goals Thursday Men’s Premiership Champions ‘21. Former home of #99 Luke Spokes

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

Extremely proud of the FC Gonk boys tonight. As planned we let Mort-Hogs FC (shit name) put 12 goals past us in order to look like we fit in down in division 2. Starting next week our keeper will wear gloves and lads will be permitted to shoot off their strong foot. #UPTHEGONK

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

FC Gonks manager/Owner was arrested on the 26/08/22 after it was found out he had been circling UWE frenchay campus offering to show freshers his ‘massive stones’. He has been given a 5 year sentence and a 2 year contract with @prisonfc__

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

FC Gonk is back! That’s right, after a hiatus and several legal battles, FC gonk are back and better than ever. Our few tweets will hopefully give some fans some perspective of why we were away.

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Club News 🗣

FC Gonk have issued filed county court order against @BathCity_FC who have failed to pay @rexmm180’s contract release clause of £120 for pints for the boys. More to follow…

#UTG 🔴⚪️ @SPOILTBRISTOL

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Team News 🗣

After a tough defeat last week, we look to kick start our season tonight vs The Louds (shit name)

Thanvir Thanvir takes the armband in Flynn’s absence

Let’s hope Grant and Churchill turn up for a change

K/O 20.15 #UTG 🔴⚪️

In association with @SPOILTBRISTOL

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Team News 🗣

FC Gonk return to league action tonight with a league 1 clash vs Jurassic Footies (shit name)

K/O: 19.30

Limited tickets available on the gate, fit girls will once again go free to mark the occasion

Team news in association with @SPOILTBRISTOL

#UTG 🔴⚪️

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

@rexmm180 @SimpsonKane A lot to unpack here

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Breaking News 🗣

Club legend @rexmm180 could be stripped of his captaincy after it transpires he orders corona on draught

Teammate James Wilson had this to say 💬 “it’s disappointing and not the kind of example we want setting to the rest of the squad” 💬

More to follow…

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

(2/2) The game finished in a 13-3 loss, but nevertheless an exciting new era sponsored by Spoilt Hair & Beauty begins #Ad

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Club Announcement 🗣

(1/2) After employing an unsustainable financial model for 2 seasons (shiny wages and Jack Churchill’s embezzling), the club have had to declare bankruptcy

After relinquishing our professional status, Gonk returned to action today as an amateur club

[Frome Town F(C) @FromeTownFC]

GOAL FROME!! 1-0!!

REX MANNINGS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!!
Lenihan whips in a cross that Mannings leaps into the air and acrobatically smashes into the back of the net!

[Tom Flynn @tomflynn1]

#EURO2020

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

📝 Pen to Paper 📝

FC Gonk are delighted to announce the signing of yet another shiny, @SimpsonKane

Kane has penned a long term deal with the club and made his debut in last night’s abandoned game (scrap) vs Splashy Utd (shit name)

#WelcomeKane #UTG 🔴⚪️

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Breaking News 🗣

FC Gonk confirm that despite receiving a lucrative offer, we will not be joining the Euro Super League.

Board member James Wilson said this👇

💬 “For this club, football is about more than money, we fundamentally disagree with a Euro Super League” 💬

#UTG

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Team News 🗣

The boys look to go 2 from 2 to start the season against Blink One Eto’o (shit name) tonight.

Line up below 👇

Kick Off:19.30

Tom Flynn’s pre-match thoughts:
🎤 “I want a performance with energy and endeavour” 🎤

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

FC Gonk x @adidasfootball

The waiting is over! The FC Gonk 21/22 season shirt, in association with @SPOILTBRISTOL, releases tomorrow at 18:00 GMT ahead of our Premier League game.

Stay tuned for your chance to win a signed replica shirt!

#ImpossibleIsNothing #Ad

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

🗣 Breaking News 🗣

Squad rotation player @jackchurchill98’s expenses are being audited following a scandal involving overspending with primary kit sponsor Spoilt Hair & Beauty

The club can also confirm the long overdue release of the new shirt next week @SPOILTBRISTOL

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

FC Gonk’s very own academy product @LSpokes8 making his soccer AM debut today, great publicity for the club

[FC Gonk @FCGonk]

Fc Gonk Loan watch

[Laurence Jervis @JervisLaurence]

@officialgtfc