RetardoMontalban

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Mine doesn’t mean shit. But laughing at yours is a singular joy that I get every day.

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@Mediaite I’m guessing that with their budget they’ll be just fine. Plenty of top-notch producers and news people willing to work for those kinds of dollars.

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@GovPressOffice Lol, you’re getting owned

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@JohnCulver689 You’re a fucking retard. Those DEI officers fucking sucked ass and everyone in the military knows it.

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@HubertTishia @DylanByers "My viewpoint is different than yours" = Fascism?? You people are insufferable.

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@PeterRB1965 @DylanByers Were you there? Otherwise you dont have a f'ing clue and should really stfu.

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@Keir_Starmer I thought you retards across the pond had banned guns and all your problems are solved?

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@swd2 @MLB Ghey

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@MLB Ghey

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@NFL_DovKleiman Yes, absolutely they should penalize those teams and then those teams will see their fan base grow exponentially because dudes who dress like women and claim they’re having periods aren’t NFL fans so who gives a fuck

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@factpostnews Well, when the previous administration promoted the idea that black and female and trans people needed to be promoted regardless of performance, this is probably what happens when the smart people enter the room

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@LePapillonBlu2 Americans all over are calling for Mayra to lose 50 pounds before she starts being stupid on X

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@funder I’m voting this tweet for “dumbest take of the week”

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@Lam_mour @elonmusk I’m detecting a high level of sophisticated sarcasm here…. Assuming I am correct, keep it up.

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@akintowarlock @elonmusk You are a retard. The footage is out. The police have admitted they got it wrong. The guy was sentenced to 21 years to life. Stop being stupid.

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@MuslimHuman77 @elonmusk “Millions”…..lol

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@JamesPMNFan @elonmusk How about go smoke another pole

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@Midwesthomo77 So I’m guessing you like to smoke poles, correct?

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@BraddrofliT @SenateTim @s_mathai7 This tweet is further evidence of your fucking retardation! Are you kidding me income is income with regards to your W-2 statement. People get brakes on capital gains if they hold an asset for longer than a year but that’s about it. Doofus.

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@BraddrofliT Are you a fucking retard? Property taxes go towards schools and sewer and road repair and all that sort of stuff what an idiotic take.

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@NotHoodlum Milli Vanilli?? Those guys can’t even fucking sing their own songs, especially the one that’s dead, but I digress