FCS

#sphincterdebeturomnisdigitum

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

Sphincy pinky winky poo, we're FCS and we'll score more than you

[Long Crendon FC @LongCrendonFC]

Lend us a vote to keep our cup run going 💚🙌🏻

[Long Crendon FC @LongCrendonFC]

Next weekend we host @YateleyUtdFC as one of the stops on the @HellenicLeague groundhop (5pm kick off 🕔). Not only a record crowd expected at Crendon Rec but also a crucial game as we challenge for the title. You’d be mad to miss it 💚 @GroundhopUK

[Long Crendon FC @LongCrendonFC]

Final score: Long Crendon 2 (Harry Pettingell, Nathan Brownsword) Ascot Utd Development 1.

We’re through to the final of the @BerksBucksFA Intermediate Cup after a hugely tense win over a massively talented young @AscotUnitedFC side. Club will be buzzing tonight 💚💚💚💚

[Dino Bonwick @DinoBonwickPT]

@ProD_Soccer My football club @LongCrendonFC need 40 of these https://t.co/SFs4EgVKmL anything you can do!? £300!? 🙏🏻 #RequestADeal couldn’t DM

[Long Crendon FC @LongCrendonFC]

Naturally, we are a bit sad to leave our “home” ground, but with a Step 6 compliant ground unlikely in Crendon in the short term, we are very grateful to OCFC for this opportunity.

We look forward to hosting all opponents in our new surroundings from this Saturday 💚

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[Long Crendon FC @LongCrendonFC]

We are thrilled to announce that, with immediate effect, we have entered into an agreement to play our home fixtures at @OxCityFC.

Huge thanks to all at City who have worked with us closely to make this possible, alongside our own hard working committee.

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[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

We’re no longer a club but another team giving those little cats some flack is enough to bring us back from the dead...

#TettyToTurnEmOver
#GladWeAintTheOnlyOnes
#Meeeeooowwwww

[TetsworthSwans @TetsworthSwans]

@FCLions1 said they wanted a game this morning, now they’re claiming they are having confirmation from another team. No wonder @FCSphincter2016 think they’re a bunch of mugs 😂 🦆⚽️

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

It is with deep sadness that I share the news of F.C. Sphincter no longer continuing as a club.

It’s been a ride and we’ve decided to end on a high.

#AlwaysThinkOfTheSphinc

P.S - No @FCLions1 this doesn’t mean you can class yourselves as league winners #RunnersUpMerchants

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

High Wycombe Sunday Football Combination Division 3 manager award went to... @eliot_farley. #AllHailKim #OhSupremeLeader #KimJongWonTheLeague

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

How you feeling? @FCLions1

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

Iconic

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

Pink panthers are the big cats

#LionsComeSecond https://t.co/XT0agAu0Jn

[FC Lions @OfficialFCLions]

@FCSphincter2016

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

The barrels are being cleaned, the trophies are being shined, the ladies are beginning to froth and the @FCLions1 manager is starting to blow hot steam out of his ears.

It can only mean one thing.

Just one hour until the F.C. Sphincter awards evening.

#Campiones
#VivaLaSphinc

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

June 15th. The Sphincy Awards Night at the @LongCrendonFC club.

Join us for booze, awards (obviously) and a bunch of shblokes singing loudly.

Ladies - do your stretches and bring your johnnies.

#FCSphincter
#Campiones

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

Also, @BerksBucksFA as you’re looking into our last game with @FCLions1 can you please confirm the actions of @Stevegunns84 are being investigated?

We didn’t get much of a response at our last time of trying to report...

#KickItOutCampaignTakenTooLiterally
#WeCanNameNamesToo

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

You lot are obsessed... It’s weird...

#BankHolidayWeekendPleaseGoSeeYourFamilies
#Waaaaaaa
#CongratsOnAnotherRunnersUpMedal https://t.co/pniSTE8BcI

[FC Lions @OfficialFCLions]

With the latest points amendment we finish runners up in Division 3, gaining promotion to Division 2 next season.

A word of warning to any team who play FCS next year, do your homework and check their teamsheet! 📝

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

@liberalBFC @FCLions1 @liberalBFC did the @FCLions1 manager run onto the pitch and kick your goalscorer while he was celebrating too?

#BigSassyCats

#Meeeeooowwwwww

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

A truly remarkable, historic night for our club and supporters.

We’d especially like to thank the fan who attended our open top bus parade down Thame high street on the way back from the game.

#Campiones

#SphincterBus

[FCS @FCSphincter2016]

Hear from our very own gaffer @eliot_farley in an exclusive BBC interview seconds after the final whistle...

#DidTheUnsphincable

#TightAtTheBottomNotAtTheTop