The Library is hosting the Spring Silent Auction from April 27-May 20.
Stop by the first floor to place your bids on unique gifts, books, and curated bundles.
"Curated bundles" sounds like a nice dessert.
Taste and see how good our books are.
You like comedy?
Yeah.
You like comedians?
Sure.
You like transparent comedians?
I guess so, if they wear clothing.
Got it.
Comedian, writer, and disabilities advocate will be here at FC just for YOU.
No cover charge?
It's FREE.
FREE SHOWERS!
FREE PERSONAL HYGIENE STUFF!
"Lovin' these!"
"I wanna smell good, look good, and get paid good!"
"Shouldn't it be paid well?"
"Hey, poetic license."
"I'm showering now."
https://t.co/eA66IBpLDm
"Do you have your Ticket to Ride?"
"To the bridge to nowhere?"
"Do you have your Exploding Kittens?"
"I love cats."
BOARD GAME SOCIAL IS TOMORROW, 3/18.
Newcomers and the experienced are always welcome.
Coming: 4th Speaker Series event with Palestinian author Randa Jarrar.
"I've missed the first 3."
Don't miss this - FREE FOOD and books.
Thursday, 3/19 from 2:00-4:30 in SSC 205-207.
"Above the cafeteria, right?"
RSVP required, now or at the door.
"I see that QR code."
I don't do much photocopying.
Photocopying or photoCOPING?
Whatever.
But I noticed an interesting bunch of stuff behind the library's copy center.
Bunch of stuff?
Anyway.
History. How it applies now.
Where?
1st floor, library.
I'm gonna photoCOPE and take a look.
"Are you hot?"
"Well, people say..."
"You have a hot spot?"
"I'd like one."
80 hot spots will be available Wednesday, 2/18 at the Library's Circulation Desk, 1st floor.
Open at 8am.
"Now, you CAN be hot!"
"Come and get your love" (Redbone 1974)
"Come and get your laptop" (FC Library 2026)
Yes, over 1,000 laptops might still be available for semester borrowing, IF YOU HURRY!
Proof of taking 9 units is required.
Ready for Finals?
The Library is ready and loaded for you.
Textbooks, calculators, scantrons, Blue Books, and friendly staff to ease the pain.
You WILL succeed!
You remember when you were 9?
No.
What you ate yesterday?
No.
You travel from another country BY YOURSELF to enter the U.S.?
No.
Let's hear someone who made that trip at AGE 9, earned 2 degrees, and wrote a book about it.
Free food to eat that I won't remember?
Yes.
Some semesters drag on.
Yeah, but this one seems normal.
But I'm startin' to feel the pressure.
I feel it.
I need a break.
Yeah, I need a game.
I need free food and drinks.
I need the board game social.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Help students.
Bid on books: brand-new box sets to out-of-print classics.
Library's Silent Auction, 1st floor in front of the Reference Desk.
Victorian Mysteries.
Not Victoria's Secret.
Edgar Allen Poe.
Not Edgar Winter Group.
And many more.
https://t.co/8jPZDbBbWN
U anti-social?
Anti-snacks? (free)
Anti-drinks? (free)
Anti-big leather seats?
Anti-bored?
Then you have NO plausible, legit, legal, or ethical reason
to not come to the next Library Board Game Social.
"When can I be Anti?"
Thursday, 10/16, 12:30-2pm.
Have you seen the Halloween scary books on display in the Library?
No.
They're behind the Copy Center room on the 1st floor.
Ok.
When you browse through them, if you get scared, I could hug you and make everything ok.
Dream on.