Fiona Caspersz

[Fiona Caspersz @FCaspersz]

@Canellelabelle Hear hear.

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@Odicean It’s the Borsetshire Show, not the village fete. That calendar event hasn’t yet been sorted - plenty of time before an August date is fixed.

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@JuliaLeeAuthor @lidlkim @pryde_v @sarforalltosee @Kernow27 He painted Lily, not Lizzie.

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@Judyastley @olympians We still don’t know what caused Keira to ask Ed to return early when they were out for a night and George was babysitting. Nor does her explanation of running away make sense.

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@lidlkim Maybe but she’s also single, female and lives fairly close without an ex lurking in the background.

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@Alison6123 @TheCiderShedPod I also hope that will never happen. I hope she sees the light and goes back to her lovely flat with the baby, having grown tired of the constant struggle, noise and George’s refusal to treat her as more than a plaything. I also want Brad to realise there is life beyond Ambridge.

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@lidlkim @Kosmo100 Emma wanted the Head of Housekeeping job but was turned down due to lack of experience. She was so incensed she refused to take a lesser job because she had her GCSE English to do.

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@ThereSheRides @TheCiderShedPod They constantly forget history - or rewrite it to suit a newly minted idea.

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@Alison6123 @susatill Only borrowed until Brian rumbled him.

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@Kernow27 Not a crime to not report one.

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@gaynorhs @lidlkim The sewage plant tried and failed. Next ?

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@gpl_1969 @lidlkim It might do but Tom has done f all about it except moon over pictures of bubble wrapped polytunnels. I bet Natasha would rather he was looking at porn.

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@lidlkim Or a sinkhole which closes immediately after debris is sucked in leaving no trace.

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@TheCiderShedPod Let’s put a door between the houses and take down the diving fence. Of course that’s so Henry can ask Brad for help with homework and retrieve his ball without bothering Tracy.

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@algingersmith George constantly tramples over boundaries himself.

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@lidlkim Emma might expect but she flunked her GCSEs at school. Her glory came with the English GCSE she achieved a few years ago. She stopped after that to concentrate on her business career after failing to get the head housekeeper job at GG.

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@TheCiderShedPod I doubt it, the editorial team never miss the opportunity to educate us - even if we’re not the target audience for the lesson. How about a sweep on the next subject ? A spreadsheet for the year ?

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@TheCiderShedPod Or threatening to withhold the firstborn grandchild if she doesn’t get her way. Step forward Helen: the most unlikely role model ever.

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@TheCiderShedPod Amber read the instructions and bought the paint.

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@MDut21 A number of characters could be culled without any ill effects. Carol, Bert, Fletch, Cleo, Clive, Roy and Lexi can all go.