FinanciallyCodependently

professional noob

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

He’s sort of serving Little Edie here

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Mom giving an Update on dads garden

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[hrdk @hrdktwt]

Someone on Reddit built a game where you ride a dirt bike on top of any company's stock chart.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

It’s their epigenetic blood memories of being watched over by a court eunuch who knows all their secrets

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Questioning my algorithm

[Kelano @kelanoo]

not gonna lie, i think Bryan is one of the funniest people on the timeline

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Companies on May 31st vs. companies on June 1st. Happy Pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[FinanciallyCodependently @FCodependently]

@lichthauch Women too but with shopping and sometimes men

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Solomon had a thousand wives and still looked over the wall. this is the only thing you need to know about desire. a man who thinks he will find satisfaction by getting more of what he wants is a man who does not understand what want is. want is not a hole you fill, want is a muscle that grows stronger every time you use it. the men who knew this turned their eyes inward and built kingdoms out of the same force that would have destroyed them. the men who didn't know this built harems that became prisons and died inside them, surrounded by flesh and starving for something flesh was never going to give them.

[Padre di 7 gatti @GiratinaLover_]

Una volta feci l’errore di mordere piano il tipo che frequentavo (psicoterapeuta e sessuologo) in pubblica piazza. Mi disse ridendo “tu lo sai che è tutta sessualità repressa che provi nei miei confronti?”. Volevo sotterrarmi.

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.